Shocking Redhead

[CarpMan]

I been reading some of you ole timers stuff about redheads, and I must say most of you all purty much hit the target. I know, cause I got one, and she is a gooden, even when she gets in one of her modes, then she is like a loose romping, stomping, jitterbuggen, 5ft 2in stick of dynamite and meaner than a bastard allycat with aids. But any other time she is gentle as a new born baby and just as lovable. She likes to walk around here on the farm in the nude, and I don’t have a problem whith it, cause there ain’t nobody around here but me. But she refuses to let me walk around with her completely nude, says I have to have my carpcap on. And I do every thing I can to please her.. Just last week we were out walking a path that we hadn’t walked since we got married, both of us in the nude, me with my carpcap on. She said this place isn’t the same, I told her I had made a few changes over the years to the farm. She then started getting a little fresh with me and causing some of my muscles to flex a little. We came to an old familiar place that she remembered well where we had stoped and I had picked the first flower for her back when she was still fresh and crisp as a new head of lettuce. She wanted to revisit that moment there by the old rail fence. I truely thought my redhead was going into a convulsion from all the shaking, viberating and twisting and screaming. I pulled her away from the fence and told her that she had never, never performed that well before, she said "Darling you never told me about this danged old electric fence before either." That little Redhead never ceases to amaze me.