Worst time of my life

[bassking22]

Last night I went to a church fundraiser to sell food at a concert. The concert was the Indigenous Gord Orchestra. They sucked. There instruments, they grew gords, and made them into drums n flutes n such. They had a stringed gord that could play 3 notes. They wore gold spray painted gords on their heads. They had a gord petting zoo, which contained gords painted like animals. They're lyrics, were all gord based, and one of the songs chorus was
"Hey neighbor, that aint your vine
and when it grows into a gord, it aint gonna be your gord"
Their backgroundf to the song, was that when they grow gords, the nieghbors try to steal em.
Another song was about how if you climbed a giant gord what would you see. Horrible, I had to sit through 2 hours of that, and I could have been fishing.