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Here's an updated complete recap. . .
-------------------------- Early one morning back in the deep, dark swamp sat a large bullfrog thinking about three more bullfrogs. This was no ordinary bullfrog, but he was rather funny acting in that he didn't like girl frogs. But he did like girl toads. He hopped over obviously female toads to find the big bad bullfrog that was blind. He was very big and lethargic but determined to continue his search for the world's largest female toad. He really wanted to catch a bass like Roland. Roland was the biggest baddest bass that ever ate lime green and drank mountain dew. Before he could set the hook, he stopped to scratch an itch. Roland was way out of his reach, so he decided to imitate a small orange. He then peeled off his mask only to find he wasn't a bullfrog, but another bass fisherman. He was so shocked he laid skidmarks in the sand. He reached for his tackle box to find his flashlight. Then he tied on a very loud bell. He cast the bell into the bryers and yelled, "Oh no, what is that hooked on my trousers?" Holy crap! It's snagged on my....taint, but it makes me wonder why I'm enjoying it so much. Suddenly he realized that he was in the middle of a small school of piranhas! These were mutant piranhas with huge eyes that looked into your soul. The bullfrog was anxious for adventure, but the piranhas offered him pancakes with syrup and spicy buffalo wings. He yelled for more pancakes, however he received tacos with John and ate in glee. He began choking from eating too fast while watching bass fishin' on his cell phone. Then John said, "Watch out for helicopter lures falling onto your head." He wondered why Roland and John were going to only catch dinks! Meanwhile, Bill Dance was catching many farm raised bass from a hatchery in his backyard. Lisa felt bad, but nobody seemed to be surprised because everyone knows you got to turn the page. The baitmonkey whispered, "buy it 'ALL'!" ... and he did! But then he ran out of willpower, so he bought more until he'd maxed out his credit cards. Then he dug out his trusty snub nose revolver. "Make my day!", the bullfrog replied to the man with the purple suit. The man wished he'd never cheered for Alabama. Some mistakes hurt, some just bleed. After he recovered a hooked toe from the scene, he went back to cooking carp on an open fire, cause the gas bill wasn't paid on time. Escargot and Cognac wasn't on the menu, but bullfrog legs and beer blended together sounded like smoothy heaven, with warts and one long hair for a goatee. Leave it to a southern guy to bring up frogs and beer. Git r done is what he lisa and his dog. named, John Seaver went to the old gypsy woman to buy some fried green tomatoes to feed Kevin, but Kevin found a dead mouse in his hair. He then grabbed a candy bar and a Playboy and ran to the outhouse, but it was full. But he REALLY needed that outhouse, so he went into the woods and sat in some poison ivy. He went to John for help. However, John was smoking a ham. His lungs filled and mind clouded. Could not answer the strange voices that were asking how to remove that huge, monsterous alligator snapping turtle from the end of MississippiBoy's finger. He was screaming like a little Incredible Hulk because being green isn't and screaming like a little girl. The turtle then got a gleam in its eye and shouted, "don't die on me!". Then bcklash said, "Bandit, get my knife, some vodka and a cigar. We're amputating that infected head of a pimple on Bama's right nipple. Then Bcklash had a better plan. The BATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms) would analyze it for any WMDs or any STDs and also TLC, all while listening to acid rock and drinking wine. The lava lamp suddenly levitated, moving ever so slightly toward an incredible pile of steaming dumplings on Bama's boat, which hasn't been washed since he caught his finger in a big bear trap. He screamed for help from Dr. Stick, but he was on the can. MallenManson was next door, overheard saying, "Come out here Boogey Man, I'm throwing a big throw net into the bathtub to catch bubbles and other nasty little pork thingies." The color yellow didn't go well with the black stripe in his Bill Dance boxers. Next year's get-together... . |
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