I would like to congradulate Eliot Spitzer.

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Congrats! You may be the biggest dumbass in the entire country! Most people are never #1 at something, but boy have you suceeded this time!!!

How on earth does an acting governor get caught in a prostitution ring? Don't they get interns for free? I mean yes, they arent all that attractive, but neither are*****s most of the time.

This is just a spellbinding act of extreme stupidity. And then to get the wife to stand behind him during his little public blurb in which he did not resign? We got to watch her give the dumbass the evil eye for an entire minute. Is that what you call damage control?

For once, I just wish a politician would acknoledge how stupid they are. Not a canned apology. Not for asking for time with the family as if something this dumb could be made up for.

How about this for a statement.



"I must be the biggest dumbass on the face of the earth. I stand before you one of those cautionary tales, completly without hope of having any political future. Have mercy on such an idiot. I resign from public life. I think I'm going to go bag groceries instead of calling Jesse Jackson for some hollow prayers session photo-ops. Hopefully somebody else will come along and do something even dumber in the near future, but I'm not holding my breath either. Leno, Letterman, please, be gentle"