When Grandma goes to court.

66KingFisher · 06-03-10, 11:17 PM

At the beginning of a trial in a small southern town, the prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr Williams. I've known you since you were a little boy and frankly you've turned out to be a big dissapointment to our community. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people, and then talk about them behind their backs. You think you're some kinda bigshot in this town, when the truth is you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.....Yes, I know you".

The lawyer was stunned, and not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's grown to be a lazy, biggoted, foul mouthed jerk with a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not the mention he's cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife as I recall.......Yes, I know him." The defense attorney nearly had a coronary and sank down in his chair.

At that moment the judge called both attorneys to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

BigBassin144 · 06-03-10, 11:30 PM

ROFL, never heard that one! thanks for the laugh.

BB

1/4 stick · 06-04-10, 12:41 AM

That's funny rite thar... I don't care who ya er!

BassinNC · 06-04-10, 08:41 AM

Haha that's too funny.

bcklash · 06-04-10, 05:37 PM

The names were changed to protect the innocent. The elderly women.

Jim80 · 06-04-10, 05:50 PM

that was great man thanks

Jim

Cavs1123 · 06-04-10, 06:33 PM

That was awesome!

bassinbob · 06-05-10, 01:06 PM

Funny. I love those kind of jokes.

geezer1 · 06-07-10, 12:06 PM

Good one, 66!

06-03-10, 11:17 PM	#1
66KingFisher BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Mena,Arkansas Posts: 1,327	When Grandma goes to court. At the beginning of a trial in a small southern town, the prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr Williams. I've known you since you were a little boy and frankly you've turned out to be a big dissapointment to our community. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people, and then talk about them behind their backs. You think you're some kinda bigshot in this town, when the truth is you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.....Yes, I know you". The lawyer was stunned, and not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's grown to be a lazy, biggoted, foul mouthed jerk with a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not the mention he's cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife as I recall.......Yes, I know him." The defense attorney nearly had a coronary and sank down in his chair. At that moment the judge called both attorneys to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

06-03-10, 11:30 PM	#2
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	ROFL, never heard that one! thanks for the laugh. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

06-04-10, 12:41 AM	#3
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	That's funny rite thar... I don't care who ya er! __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

06-04-10, 08:41 AM	#4
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	Haha that's too funny. __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

06-04-10, 05:37 PM	#5
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	The names were changed to protect the innocent. The elderly women. __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

06-04-10, 05:50 PM	#6
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	that was great man thanks Jim __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

06-04-10, 06:33 PM	#7
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	That was awesome! __________________ Tom

06-05-10, 01:06 PM	#8
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	Funny. I love those kind of jokes. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

06-07-10, 12:06 PM	#9
geezer1 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Lakehills, Tx Posts: 185	Good one, 66!

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