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Any lawyers here ??
This is a legal question
Is this statutory rape ? Or is It just a moosedemeanor... Capt Mike
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No but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night!!!!
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Now that's a really confused moose.
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I'm no lawyer but I can definatly say there is something wrong with the moose's demeanor.
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If the party of the first part is not a minor then it is not illeagal under the Mason-Dixon line.
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Since stone is old as dirt, should not the bison be charge with suduction?
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You should be horsewhipped capt. Stop discriminating against gay moose's. What goes on in the woods...STAYS IN THE WOODS!
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He went around a statue of a lion
Would that be considered crossing a Staid lion for immoral purposes? that would make it a Federal Crime |
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Wo!
That's a dumb moose!
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So if mooses becomes an endangered species, we'll have objective, photographic evidence as to why!!!
Having written this, one might add that since this moose isn't the 'sharpest knife in the drawer', perhaps he's best kept out of the gene pool ! Maybe it's just been awhile and like women at last call, that bison looked pretty dern good! LOL
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Am I the only one that credits the moose?...I mean this is no different then us using a blow up doll...or a pillow........or a microwaved jar of jelly.....
I for one applaude his creativity....
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Come on guys....that Bison was askin' for it!!!
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Just standing there in the woods, naked and butt up, yep that bison had it comin. Unless the hooves were tied down, then it would s n m (stone and moose)
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Waffle..........um............we don't need ALL of your home remedies, ok? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Some things you can keep in da closet pal.
Nofear and Bassin, abby too........ya'll got cabin fever already too? hahahahahahhaa! And you are right woody, lol. Mand am i glad i ain't up there, ROFLMAO!
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Bama you know I was just messing around.......I dont microwave the jelly!,that takes too long HAHAHA! ok one more for the picture: 2 moose's 1 buck!
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[QUOTE=WaffleJaw;276700]Am I the only one that credits the moose?...I mean this is no different then us using a blow up doll...or a pillow........or a microwaved jar of jelly.....
Except the bison is a completly different species of animal...
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[QUOTE=TN_Bassin;276750]So is a sheep, never stopped those from Wyoming.....
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Can't deny that logic...
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