Good Morning, Everyone!

[joedog]

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.


One day Bruce was out fishing and was not having any luck at all, he tried lures, worms and other types of bait and was just not catching anything. Doc was fishing about 20 feet from him and was catching fish as fast as he cast his line out. Bruce was getting very jealous of this show off, so he asked Doc what he was using for bait. Doc said " I am using worms, but I dip them in whiskey" Bruce got really interested in this technique so he asked Doc if he could try one of these drunk worms. Doc had no problem with this request so he handed Bruce one of the worms. Bruce placed the worm on the hook and cast out no sooner than his hook hit the water, Bruce's pole began to bow like crazy, he set his hook and started to reel it in. Once he got his catch up to the shore he noticed that the worm had the fish by the throat.

"Three Men And A Baby" What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything.

Enjoy Life, Take Big Bites. Moderation is for Monks. (RA Heinlein)

Have a great day, ALL!