Pick up lines

bassinbob · 12-27-09, 01:02 AM

I don't use them but I heard a funny one today. "You've been a bad girl. Go to my room."

WaffleJaw · 12-28-09, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bassinbob

I don't use them but I heard a funny one today. "You've been a bad girl. Go to my room."

I once listened to my old roommate jokingly tell his girlfriend:

''You better get back in that room!,They dont have a website for what Im about to do to you!''

I laughed for three days on that one.

1/4 stick · 12-28-09, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

I once listened to my old roommate jokingly tell his girlfriend:

''You better get back in that room!,They dont have a website for what Im about to do to you!''

I laughed for three days on that one.

I'd bet I could prove that statement wrong.

bamabassman · 12-29-09, 07:05 PM

Ok stick..........i'll bite. PROVE IT.

zooker · 12-29-09, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

Ok stick..........i'll bite. PROVE IT.

bama
family site FAMILY SITE........

zooker

1/4 stick · 12-29-09, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bamabassman

Ok stick..........i'll bite. PROVE IT.

Yup, not here. hehe...

Bender · 12-29-09, 10:39 PM

I think that falls under Rule 34.

If it exists, there is porn of it.
Google it but be warned what you might find, the Urban Dictionary entry that comes up in search seems fairly safe though.

bamabassman · 12-29-09, 11:02 PM

OH CRAP, sorry gang, i forgot for a moment. ROFLMAO!

Bubba_Bruiser · 12-30-09, 01:05 AM

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

bassthumb32 · 12-30-09, 11:58 AM

look how your legs run up and make an a** of them selves.
did you wash your clothes in windex cause i can see myself in your pants
you have 206 bones in the human body hows bout one more?
want to got out for a pizza and a ****...what you dont like pizza?

ill prolly get kicked off for this

Bassboss · 12-30-09, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bassthumb32

look how your legs run up and make an a** of them selves.
did you wash your clothes in windex cause i can see myself in your pants
you have 206 bones in the human body hows bout one more?
want to got out for a pizza and a ****...what you dont like pizza?

ill prolly get kicked off for this

ROTFL!

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zooker · 12-30-09, 12:20 PM

lmao

zooker

WaffleJaw · 12-30-09, 01:37 PM

You wanna go behind that rock and get a little bolder.
I wish you were DSL so I can get high speed access.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You look just like my next girlfriend.
Would you like to sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?

bassthumb32 · 12-30-09, 03:01 PM

those pants look great on you babe...but theyd look better on the floor... (alternate ending) around your ankles (whichever you have time for.)
(after your done) your sister was better!
how many more drinks do I have to buy till I look like Brad Pitt?

cassidyta · 12-30-09, 04:20 PM

Do you have any irish in you? Do you want some?

While not a pick up a new woman line, this one is meant for an exisiting wife/girl friend.

Bring her a nicely gift-wrapped empty box and tell her it something you think would look great on her. Ask her to open it and try it on immediately.

bamabassman · 12-30-09, 06:28 PM

Do you have any injun in you? Want some?
Did you know i have a french tickler in my mouth? Wanna see it in action?
I am irish, kiss me.
Your friend says your a great kisser, can you teach me?

bassthumb32 · 12-30-09, 07:05 PM

i have a 12 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

CMorg · 12-30-09, 09:26 PM

Id like to play in the box your kids came in...

Ok , kev dont kick me off.

BlueDaksi · 12-30-09, 10:22 PM

"Excuse me, have I done something illegal? ...Because you've got fine written all over you."

I'm not squeamish, but this one always make me feel like gaggin'...

"Babe, you are so sweet, I'd drink your bath water."

bassinbob · 12-31-09, 12:15 AM

CMorg I almost spit my tea all over the screen. That's a classic. Waffle I hope you never used the rag one.

woody · 12-31-09, 01:05 AM

Trust me.. I'm a DOCTOR..

-Mark

1/4 stick · 12-31-09, 02:12 AM

Would you happen to work in a bank? The reason I ask is when I saw you I had the sudden urge to make a deposit.

TN_Bassin · 12-31-09, 02:15 AM

Wanna come back to my house and cook up some hot dogs in a blanket?

Hey, you got great hair, wanna come home with me. (works more than you would think)

WaffleJaw · 12-31-09, 11:57 AM

Do you know how to sew?...Because Im ripped!
Do you have a dictionary on you?..Becuase you need to check out my definition.
I dont believe in everafter,I just know what Im here after.
Drink this and call me when you ready.
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he ran into this cheap motel room across the street!
Inheriting 20 million dollars means nothing when you have weak heart.

flbassman · 12-31-09, 01:15 PM

I'm not normally this tall, i'm just sitting on my wallet....
Is that top felt? Would you like it to be?

Here's two that have actually worked for me-
You from Tennessee? Cuz your the only ten I see. (she was from tn haha)
Hey, do you speak english? (act super interested) Oh yeah?!? Me too!
Presentation is more important than the line haha

12-27-09, 01:02 AM	#1
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	Pick up lines I don't use them but I heard a funny one today. "You've been a bad girl. Go to my room." __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

12-29-09, 07:05 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Ok stick..........i'll bite. PROVE IT. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-29-09, 11:02 PM	#8
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	OH CRAP, sorry gang, i forgot for a moment. ROFLMAO! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-30-09, 01:05 AM	#9
Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! __________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

12-30-09, 11:58 AM	#10
bassthumb32 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Fort Loudon, PA Posts: 682	look how your legs run up and make an a of them selves. did you wash your clothes in windex cause i can see myself in your pants you have 206 bones in the human body hows bout one more? want to got out for a pizza and a **...what you dont like pizza? ill prolly get kicked off for this __________________ MY LIFETIME GOAL IS TO KEEP AT LEAST A SMALL CASE OF BASSTHUMB FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

12-29-09, 10:39 PM	#7
Bender BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Brighton, MI Posts: 2,414	I think that falls under Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it. Google it but be warned what you might find, the Urban Dictionary entry that comes up in search seems fairly safe though.

12-30-09, 12:20 PM	#12
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	lmao zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

12-30-09, 01:37 PM	#13
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	A few more. You wanna go behind that rock and get a little bolder. I wish you were DSL so I can get high speed access. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? You look just like my next girlfriend. Would you like to sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up? __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

12-30-09, 03:01 PM	#14
bassthumb32 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Fort Loudon, PA Posts: 682	those pants look great on you babe...but theyd look better on the floor... (alternate ending) around your ankles (whichever you have time for.) (after your done) your sister was better! how many more drinks do I have to buy till I look like Brad Pitt? __________________ MY LIFETIME GOAL IS TO KEEP AT LEAST A SMALL CASE OF BASSTHUMB FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

12-30-09, 04:20 PM	#15
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	Do you have any irish in you? Do you want some? While not a pick up a new woman line, this one is meant for an exisiting wife/girl friend. Bring her a nicely gift-wrapped empty box and tell her it something you think would look great on her. Ask her to open it and try it on immediately. __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

12-30-09, 06:28 PM	#16
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Do you have any injun in you? Want some? Did you know i have a french tickler in my mouth? Wanna see it in action? I am irish, kiss me. Your friend says your a great kisser, can you teach me? __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-30-09, 07:05 PM	#17
bassthumb32 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Fort Loudon, PA Posts: 682	i have a 12 inch tongue and can breath through my ears. __________________ MY LIFETIME GOAL IS TO KEEP AT LEAST A SMALL CASE OF BASSTHUMB FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

12-30-09, 09:26 PM	#18
CMorg BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Southern , IN Posts: 1,832	Id like to play in the box your kids came in... Ok , kev dont kick me off.

12-30-09, 10:22 PM	#19
BlueDaksi BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 148	"Excuse me, have I done something illegal? ...Because you've got fine written all over you." I'm not squeamish, but this one always make me feel like gaggin'... "Babe, you are so sweet, I'd drink your bath water." Last edited by BlueDaksi; 12-30-09 at 10:32 PM.

12-31-09, 12:15 AM	#20
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	CMorg I almost spit my tea all over the screen. That's a classic. Waffle I hope you never used the rag one. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

12-31-09, 01:05 AM	#21
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	Trust me.. I'm a DOCTOR.. -Mark

12-31-09, 02:12 AM	#22
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Would you happen to work in a bank? The reason I ask is when I saw you I had the sudden urge to make a deposit. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

12-31-09, 02:15 AM	#23
TN_Bassin BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bon Aqua,TN Posts: 1,013	Wanna come back to my house and cook up some hot dogs in a blanket? Hey, you got great hair, wanna come home with me. (works more than you would think) __________________ Other anglers are tough, but the fish are the real competition.

12-31-09, 11:57 AM	#24
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Do you know how to sew?...Because Im ripped! Do you have a dictionary on you?..Becuase you need to check out my definition. I dont believe in everafter,I just know what Im here after. Drink this and call me when you ready. Can you help me find my puppy? I think he ran into this cheap motel room across the street! Inheriting 20 million dollars means nothing when you have weak heart. __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com] Last edited by WaffleJaw; 12-31-09 at 12:10 PM.

12-31-09, 01:15 PM	#25
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	I'm not normally this tall, i'm just sitting on my wallet.... Is that top felt? Would you like it to be? Here's two that have actually worked for me- You from Tennessee? Cuz your the only ten I see. (she was from tn haha) Hey, do you speak english? (act super interested) Oh yeah?!? Me too! Presentation is more important than the line haha __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

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