paris has new role!

[JB]

I read yesterday where paris hilton told gov. arnold S. that if she was in jail all the "common people who live dull lives" wouldn't have anyone to look up to ....to get through the day
Anyone think she'll get her 45 days in jail ?

[Bo Dale James Jr.]

Man I hope so! All these Celebs are so above the law, if we did half the things they do well...We would have the arrest records we have..

[betursweetbass]

I personally don't give a hoot whether the pampered spoiled biotch spends any time in the slam, it won't teach her anything even if she does, but I was pleased to hear some guy/owner threw OJ out of his resturant and refused him any service.

Love the pic though JB>.....

[scrap]

circus, circus and more circuses.......................................... .....yes.........i think she will do the time, and she should... i dont think anyone would petition the governor on my behalf to keep me out of jail. ah, it must be the hilton money that influences peoples and makes friends. reckon if u
got enuf money, u can grease some wheels. however, in her case, it has gone too far. she has to do the time. even more comical is the judge in washington d.c. suing a dry cleaners company for 67 million dollars. mind you, a JUDGE.........

[mont_lunker_hunter]

How about the sperm doner who was sued for child support!?!?!?! By two Lesbians!!

[FlyRod]

I hope she gets a really nice roommate. Ohhhh, about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, Lotsa tattoos, *hates to practice good female hygiene, and likes 'em blonde and skinny.

Guard: She'manda, this is Paris, your new cellmate.
She'manda: Mmmmmmm-mmmmm!
Guard: Paris, say hi to your new friend.
Paris: Eeeeeek!
She'manda: Mmmmmmmm-mmmmmm!
Paris: Please don't eat me!
She'manda: Oh, don't ya'll be worryin' 'bout dat, Lil' mama. Dey is gonna be some eatin', allright, but I ain't de one gonna be doin' it.
Paris: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
(Guard leaves, LHFAO)
She'manda: Now come ovah heah and give yo' "Daddy" a biiiiiiiiig hug.
Paris: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!

We now draw the curtain on this tender moment, as the waves crash and the violins swell.

Well, we can hope, can't we?

FlyRod
Playwright

*You know. The kind you invite to the picnic to draw the flies and stray cats away from the food.

[JB]

paris meet your new cellie

[JB]

well its official, she spent a grand total of 2 days in the jail, has been released for home arrest for 40 more days with a ankle monitoring device
money talks,bs walks

[ROBZILLA]

Thats the American justice system for ya! sucks BALLS. What if you have money down there you don't have to go to jail. You system is a total joke! O.J,micheal Jacson,Paris Hilton....and the list goes on total joke it totaly disgusts me. Your country is falling apart!

[JB]

i read they released her to house arrest
because of medical conditions, later explained that she cried for 2 nights because she didn't like the jail food.

[zooker]

Originally Posted by ROBZILLA

Thats the American justice system for ya! sucks BALLS. What if you have money down there you don't have to go to jail. You system is a total joke! O.J,micheal Jacson,Paris Hilton....and the list goes on total joke it totaly disgusts me. Your country is falling apart!

not true zilla only if your richer than dirt will you get off that easy..it is a california thing.. if any one of us poor basstards got busted and pulled her bull sh!t we would be pullin 1-3 years..and no time off for good behavior.. notice the judge reduced her sentance before she even went to jail.. i read that daddy paid for the judge to be re-elected..


zooker

[traphuntfish]

Originally Posted by JB

paris meet your new cellie

man thats scarry lol

[MississippiBoy]

Newest update on the Paris situation...She's back in jail, for the full 45 days of the original sentence, not the 23 they reduced it to. And I hear the judge is pissed at the sheriff for letting her go for some "medical reasons," which turned out to be psychological...apparently being in jail stressed her out or something. My heart bleeds for her...

[1/4 stick]

Barbra Wawa has interviewed Paris. She said Paris wasn't allowed make up, had to wear the orange jumpsuit, and felt like she was in a cage. Plus another inmate had bragged about having taken pics of her on the toilet. That was what had caused her mental stress.
uhhh.. you are in a cage dingbat, that's the point of it. Deal with it like the rest of us who have at one time or another been "unjustly incarserated" for a few days due to our drunkin stupidity brought on by the demon alcohol (in my case tequila ). Be thankful daddy bought you a nice cell seperated from the rest of the cons, and not in the regular county lock up that most of us end up in.

Oh yea..she said she found a new spirtual side to herself, and her life has been changed. Took my buddy in cell block C three months and a tail-whipping from bubba to find that and she did it in a couple days. Amazing.

[bassintom]

Those epiphanys can sneak up on rich people in like seconds.