Midget with a speech impediment

CarpMan · 07-28-06, 08:25 PM

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pi&&ed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!"

Wishing2BFishing · 07-28-06, 09:03 PM

Something about midgets . . . always makes me laugh.

Bo Dale James Jr. · 07-28-06, 09:20 PM

Dang, that is funny!

bassking22 · 07-28-06, 10:46 PM

Hey I have a height problem. I'm the tallest person in my school, also the youngest.

KenDammit · 07-28-06, 11:02 PM

haha, good one

IL.bassin · 07-29-06, 01:10 AM

LOL one of my all time favorites.

07-28-06, 08:25 PM	#1
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	Midget with a speech impediment This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. "OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pi&&ed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!"

07-28-06, 09:20 PM	#3
Bo Dale James Jr. BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jerseyville,IL Posts: 596	Dang, that is funny! __________________ *Got time to breathe, got time to fish!*

07-28-06, 09:03 PM	#2
Wishing2BFishing BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Morgantown, Pa Posts: 1,254	Something about midgets . . . always makes me laugh.

07-28-06, 10:46 PM	#4
bassking22 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 630	Hey I have a height problem. I'm the tallest person in my school, also the youngest.

07-28-06, 11:02 PM	#5
KenDammit BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Richmond, KY Posts: 691	haha, good one

07-29-06, 01:10 AM	#6
IL.bassin BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: So. Ill. Posts: 1,026	LOL one of my all time favorites.

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