My dumb**** moment of today.

WaffleJaw · 02-22-10, 07:39 PM

So the wife got me a new phone and of course some of the numbers didnt transfer over.

Anyway, I got a text from a number (no name). saying:

7lb 4oz ....Laney Davis.

My auto response is :

''Ah man what a pig!!..Nice (colorful-word) catch!!!...Where is Laney Davis lake??''

The reply:

''WTF are you talking about,my daughter was just born!''

This friend is not a fisherman.

.

TN_Bassin · 02-22-10, 07:41 PM

AHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAHHAHAHA

Wow that one is priceless. That's a rough one there.

MallenManson · 02-22-10, 07:50 PM

I'm laughin with ya, waffle!..Wait...nope..at you...

Jrob78 · 02-22-10, 08:20 PM

That's kind of like asking a woman when they are due and they say that they're not pregnant. Ooops

BigBassin144 · 02-22-10, 08:31 PM

ROFLMAO!!

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thanks for the laugh, it eases the pain of the whoopin the bait monkey just gave me.

BB

bamabassman · 02-22-10, 08:48 PM

Well there is one "used to be my friend". HAHAHAHAHAHA!

1/4 stick · 02-22-10, 09:03 PM

hahahaha... Good thing you didn't ask if it was a fat bellied hawg.

Rebbasser · 02-22-10, 09:05 PM

OK, be honest: How many of you would have thought the same thing?

(Raises hand)

1/4 stick · 02-22-10, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebbasser

OK, be honest: How many of you would have thought the same thing?

(Raises hand)

Yup, my hand is up.

bcklash · 02-22-10, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebbasser

OK, be honest: How many of you would have thought the same thing?

(Raises hand)

Every daggone one of them-----plus me.

BassinNC · 02-22-10, 10:47 PM

To dang funny. Hahahahaha.
My hands up.

everettvet · 02-22-10, 11:17 PM

That is exactly what I would have thought!

nofearengineer · 02-22-10, 11:32 PM

Heck, I routinely do that even when I KNOW it's a new baby. For some reason, the ladies are not too happy with me when I ask them if they are going to get a replica or a skin mount. Bad sense of humor if you ask me.

MallenManson · 02-23-10, 01:51 AM

Did they keep it? Or throw it back?

1/4 stick · 02-23-10, 02:20 AM

Ya never want to throw em back till age two. From then on there will be times you wished you had.

Joking of course.

MallenManson · 02-23-10, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

Ya never want to throw em back till age two. From then on there will be times you wished you had.

Joking of course.

Ignore the voices!

Bubba_Bruiser · 02-23-10, 03:17 AM

That sounds like something up my alley Waffle. LOL Classic!

fishnfool · 02-25-10, 10:17 PM

I'd have asked him what he caught it on.

MallenManson · 02-25-10, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishnfool

I'd have asked him what he caught it on.

Sweet Beaver

screwballl · 02-26-10, 12:06 AM

lol that is funny

also tell them to find another name, my oldest daughters name is Delaney and we call her Laney for short.

(joking)

jcw1503 · 02-26-10, 07:09 AM

lol thats funny. Should of ask them (before it came were you on top or bottom or somewhere in between and was there cover or was he out in the open)

bcklash · 02-26-10, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MallenManson

Sweet Beaver

Mallon you ain't right--LMAO

02-22-10, 07:39 PM	#1
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	My dumb moment of today. So the wife got me a new phone and of course some of the numbers didnt transfer over. Anyway, I got a text from a number (no name). saying: 7lb 4oz ....Laney Davis. My auto response is : ''Ah man what a pig!!..Nice (colorful-word) catch!!!...Where is Laney Davis lake??'' The reply: ''WTF are you talking about,my daughter was just born!'' This friend is not a fisherman.. __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

02-22-10, 07:41 PM	#2
TN_Bassin BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bon Aqua,TN Posts: 1,013	AHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAHHAHAHA Wow that one is priceless. That's a rough one there. __________________ Other anglers are tough, but the fish are the real competition.

02-22-10, 07:50 PM	#3
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	I'm laughin with ya, waffle!..Wait...nope..at you... __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

02-22-10, 08:31 PM	#5
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	ROFLMAO!! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thanks for the laugh, it eases the pain of the whoopin the bait monkey just gave me. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

02-22-10, 08:48 PM	#6
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Well there is one "used to be my friend". HAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

02-22-10, 08:20 PM	#4
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	That's kind of like asking a woman when they are due and they say that they're not pregnant. Ooops

02-22-10, 09:03 PM	#7
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	hahahaha... Good thing you didn't ask if it was a fat bellied hawg. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

02-22-10, 09:05 PM	#8
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,141	OK, be honest: How many of you would have thought the same thing? (Raises hand) __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

02-22-10, 10:47 PM	#11
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	To dang funny. Hahahahaha. My hands up. __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

02-22-10, 11:17 PM	#12
everettvet BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paducah, KY Posts: 730	That is exactly what I would have thought!

02-22-10, 11:32 PM	#13
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	Heck, I routinely do that even when I KNOW it's a new baby. For some reason, the ladies are not too happy with me when I ask them if they are going to get a replica or a skin mount. Bad sense of humor if you ask me. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

02-23-10, 01:51 AM	#14
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Did they keep it? Or throw it back? __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

02-23-10, 02:20 AM	#15
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Ya never want to throw em back till age two. From then on there will be times you wished you had. Joking of course. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

02-23-10, 03:17 AM	#17
Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	That sounds like something up my alley Waffle. LOL Classic! __________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

02-25-10, 10:17 PM	#18
fishnfool BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Winfield WV Posts: 2	I'd have asked him what he caught it on.

02-26-10, 12:06 AM	#20
screwballl BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NWFL Posts: 654	lol that is funny also tell them to find another name, my oldest daughters name is Delaney and we call her Laney for short. (joking)

02-26-10, 07:09 AM	#21
jcw1503 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 617	lol thats funny. Should of ask them (before it came were you on top or bottom or somewhere in between and was there cover or was he out in the open) __________________ The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive yet attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope....

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)