modern baby birth

dodgeguy · 12-10-05, 10:17 PM

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked
if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even
10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor
to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to
20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked
the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite
well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the
porch.

Dyas · 12-10-05, 10:41 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOO Someones in T-R-O-U-B-L-E

flfireman · 12-12-05, 10:41 PM

Very,very nice.

Christopherkeene9 · 12-15-05, 04:01 PM

Very good.

Chris

454ss · 12-15-05, 08:38 PM

oops...o well haha

NJBassDevil · 12-18-05, 12:20 AM

Thats not good!

lunker-lander · 02-17-08, 03:27 PM

That is just too funny to reply to!

-Lunk-

carolina-rig-01 · 02-17-08, 05:13 PM

i have heard it before but it is still funny!

bamabassman · 02-18-08, 01:09 AM

now that is funny, hahaha. where is the milkman? hahaha

12-10-05, 10:17 PM	#1
dodgeguy BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: poughkeepsie,n.y. Posts: 930	modern baby birth A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. __________________ chrysler master tech,avid fisherman and i bleed red,white and blue!!!!

12-10-05, 10:41 PM	#2
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	OOOOOOOOOOOO Someones in T-R-O-U-B-L-E __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

12-12-05, 10:41 PM	#3
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	Very,very nice. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

12-18-05, 12:20 AM	#6
NJBassDevil BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 899	Thats not good! __________________ Fish Hard

02-17-08, 03:27 PM	#7
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	That is just too funny to reply to! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

12-15-05, 04:01 PM	#4
Christopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Oviedo, Fla Posts: 2,270	Very good. Chris

12-15-05, 08:38 PM	#5
454ss BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Glennville,GA Posts: 615	oops...o well haha

02-17-08, 05:13 PM	#8
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	i have heard it before but it is still funny! __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

02-18-08, 01:09 AM	#9
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	now that is funny, hahaha. where is the milkman? hahaha

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