09-27-05, 08:26 PM | #1 |
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rise demon rise!!!!
flame filled the barn as the propane fire was lite under a frying pan. lead was add to the frying pan as mistress red in-toned a cantion..there was evil laughter filling the air.... as the demon's mold was taking off the self and the spiderwebs were blown off. the sanity of rob zombie's music filled the old barn.mistress red adds the lead ingots to the pan. the smell of herbal suplaments fills the air... as the demon's master makes the first pour. names of the 3 evil sisters are called out... as zombis starts his infamous super charger song. the demon is mulitplying in numbers-his master is heard filling the air with an evil laughter......rise my creatures RISE!!!.... as the second hour approaches the demons now number in the hundreds...mistress red is hard at work removng the mold marks.. making each as perfect as she can...the sweat drips off his makers nose.there is a lenthy string of cuss words as his maker gets a gob of molten lead on his lil finger...
the tempture rise to radical levels in side the old barn. as the molten metal is transformed into the devils incantion... suddenly there is a differance in additude and GOOD approaches from the west..after a helter skelter moment of confusion the unearthly creatures struggle to rise against the forces that GOOD brings with her...as his makers orders her out. darkness again prevails .........haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!.....the demons stand in orderly rows as there maker and his mistress read to them from the book of the dead. while removing there mold markings. 166 molded devils stand in rows of 6 ready to be disgusied in a blanket of white.. 126 unearthly creatures stand in rows off 6 to be hidden under a blanket of black... 75 of the unearthly beast lie in an ashtray awaiting shipment to various parts of the country..inculding crockett ark n slaw,palmer bay fl,dinky rock ark n slaw,needles cali,bakersfeild cali, brit ish columbia canada. those of you in them locations be looking fer the packages.. and remeber you clowns in barkers feild 10-100 more krispy kremes..lol zooker
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hmmmmmm sounds evil yet satisfying lol
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09-27-05, 09:19 PM | #3 |
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How do I get my hands on some of these things. Cause I didnt see Oviedo FLA in there but did see Palm Bay.
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09-27-05, 11:57 PM | #4 |
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Book of the dead? Wait, you don't mean the necrrromnin..., the necromnimm...., oh hell, I can't pronounce it either...
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correct wtl some one was paying attention -for once-
now there is a picture ya don't see every day-army of darkness- remember "hail to the king" zooker
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My son watches the EVIl Dead flicks all the time. He is also working in a haunter house as Freedie with full make up.he does a perfect voice of Freedie.Good writing Zook. Fish2win
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Do I need a priest present at my house when this arrives. Ill make sure this gets opened only at night, with no children around.....for their safety.
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09-28-05, 02:49 PM | #8 |
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hey send some to me FL
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no hose holder but you may want to be holding on to a bible -just in case- yeah after darkness falls would be a great time.
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how did you make out there big fella, should we call for reinforcements? I thinkd the devil may have taken his sorry soul! lol
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was it so hard to belive i turned to the dark side? you know me better than most on this board. hose holder you and laser figure them out yet?? wtl playstation has a video game out the army of darkness-a fist full of boom stick lol zooker
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I was just wondering if you want to trade straight up, maybe for something in the color of "purple" ? one of yours for one of mine?
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why i got two purple headed warriors. will be err testing the waters with him tomarrow seeing the lake is running red mud..
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