Robot Maitre D'

[lizardsrule]

Subject: Robot

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel .

As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour
wait . I am programmed to converse with you until a table is
ready, If you please "

Intrigued, the man said, "OK . "

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked,
"Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164 . "

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc

The man was most impressed . The next day he returned,
But thought he would try a different tack

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
answered, "Oh, about 100" .

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend .

The guy had to try it one more time . So the next day he returned .

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh . . . . . 'bout 50 "

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,



"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"


Got this in a email, ROTFLMAO

Lizards

[MississippiBoy]

Ok, I'm stealing this one. It's going as far around the world and to as many people as I can send it...

[bassinbob]

God help us if she is elected.

[keithdog]

Thats pretty damn funny.

[thebus71h]

Originally Posted by bassinbob

God help us if she is elected.

Country did alright if you ask me when she was in office the first time.

[Bo Dale James Jr.]

Originally Posted by thebus71h

Country did alright if you ask me when she was in office the first time.

That is entirely a matter of opinion. If you recall Bill Clinton was impeached, they stole all the "w" keys from the computers in the white house, covered up whitewater, disgraced the oval office with adulterous affairs..but hey they did "alright".
Oh and hey let's not forget they could have had Osama but refused to take action..We need Hilary, someone who has never been in the health care business to take it over and run it the way most government programs are run...inefficiently and expensively. What in the world are you people taking?

[flbassman]

Originally Posted by Bo Dale James Jr.

That is entirely a matter of opinion. If you recall Bill Clinton was impeached, they stole all the "w" keys from the computers in the white house, covered up whitewater, disgraced the oval office with adulterous affairs..but hey they did "alright".
Oh and hey let's not forget they could have had Osama but refused to

Yeah but we had a budget surplus, gas was cheap, and American boys weren't getting blown up in the sandbox. I'll take adultery that doesn't affect me over $3.00 gas any day. I consider myself conservative, and am not really for Hilary 08, but it bothers me when people bash Clinton excessively. I thought he did a pretty decent job sticking up for the little guy. I like Bush, but he comes from a much wealthier part of society than most of us, and doesn't really understand the plight of the blue collar man.
And Bill and Al Gore both know how to handle a shotgun
I thought the W thing was pretty funny personally.

[Bo Dale James Jr.]

Our boys wouldn't be in "the sandbox" if Clinton had responded to terrorists after the bombing of The "Cole" in Yemen....I have never seen pics of Al or Bill with anything other than a microphone in their hand, a quiver on the lip and a tear in their eye...Budget surplus?? really when or if it did happen it was because we were paying higher taxes..Bill's economy was caused by the dot com bubble not any policy they created, when that burst we still recovered and unemployment is still under 4%...I guess it would be better if we were fighting the war with the insurgents here...maybe then we would hear about our wives, mothers and daughters dying as well.
Also I for one think character matters if you're not faithful to your wife, how can you be truthful to anyone.
As long as I am on the soapbox. Remember the gas lines under Carter? When gas was more inflated and unavailable...arrrghh you know forget it. I can't have this discussion........................................ .........

[otto]

Originally Posted by Bo Dale James Jr.

Our boys wouldn't be in "the sandbox" if Clinton had responded to terrorists after the bombing of The "Cole" in Yemen....I have never seen pics of Al or Bill with anything other than a microphone in their hand, a quiver on the lip and a tear in their eye...Budget surplus?? really when or if it did happen it was because we were paying higher taxes..Bill's economy was caused by the dot com bubble not any policy they created, when that burst we still recovered and unemployment is still under 4%...I guess it would be better if we were fighting the war with the insurgents here...maybe then we would hear about our wives, mothers and daughters dying as well.
Also I for one think character matters if you're not faithful to your wife, how can you be truthful to anyone.
As long as I am on the soapbox. Remember the gas lines under Carter? When gas was more inflated and unavailable...arrrghh you know forget it. I can't have this discussion........................................ .........

Good God, another bonehead blaming Clinton and Carter for a war that Dumbya started and can't finish.

[Bo Dale James Jr.]

Well I take offense at your personal attack on my opinions you dimwitted jerk welcome to the iggy list.
So type away ..I will never see another post you have written.