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Old 01-05-11, 10:01 PM   #1
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Default 2010; airport screening results

year 2010 statistics on airport screening from the department of homeland security

terrorist plots discovered 0

hernias 1,485

hemorrhoid cases 3,172

enlarged prostates 8,249

breast implants 59,350

natural blondes 3
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Old 01-05-11, 10:46 PM   #2
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hahahahahahahaha!!!!! love the blondes part the most.
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Old 01-05-11, 11:35 PM   #3
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hahahahaha, thats halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-06-11, 12:55 AM   #4
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What no real reds? I like em on fire!
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Old 01-06-11, 02:56 AM   #5
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Your joke is kinda funny. However I think since so many people are crying and complaining about the system that is in place now, maybe we should just go this route instead.
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Old 01-06-11, 11:54 AM   #6
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Personally, I would prefer to go through their scanner with aluminum foil letters on my chest spelling out "F**K THE TSA". Of course, I would have to make sure I wasn't in a hurry to board my flight.
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Old 01-06-11, 05:24 PM   #7
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I like that nofear. I will never fly anymore so I don't have to worry about that headache.
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