Jokes...who's got some good ones?

[MississippiBoy]

I know most of you probably can't post your "best" jokes on a family-friendly forum like this, but maybe there's a few that you can share.

I'll start....

These two ol boys were trying to figure out how to kill this big buck at the edge of a field..they had seen him but never could get a shot.
One came up with the plan to get a doe suit and pour pee all over the suit. When the buck was to come after them the one in the front would unzip the suit and shoot the buck.
Since Joe came up with the idea he would be in the front and Bubba would be the back end.
All was going well and out came the buck...Joe said there he is...he sees us and his coming fast. Bubba said hurry unzip and shot him.
Joe said I can't the zipper is stuck.
Bubba said what are we going to do?
Joe said I am going to bend down and graze...You may want to brace youself...