06-04-06, 08:52 PM | #1 |
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Red Heads all Jacked up
Ole Gus is maken moon again. This morning, one of his hogs got into his corn squeezins, staggered over here and beat the crap out of Polly"s rottwieler and Becky"s pittbull. Them girls bout had nuff of him. When he comes over to get his hog. Guess what? They’re gonna hog-tie him, rub honey on his azz, send him packing back across the hill and then they’re gonna blow the "Bear Whistle", and it aint gonna be purty. He’s in for a double dose. You just don’t mess with red headed girls, and you don’t hurt their pets. Shame on his azz.
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06-05-06, 01:25 PM | #2 |
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why can't I ever make sense of your posts? can somebody let me in on hte secret?
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He's just talkin 'bout good old country livin'. Carpy, Keep that up and Zooker will be cryin', wantin to come back home.Zooker, You should have come up this month, they're biting real good, damned deer flies be biting good too though.Laughed, I got bit in the shoulder, when I went to slap the fly, I lost my balance and went into the lake.Water 61 degrees today.I read the temp reading, knew it was warm once I fell in. P N J
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Rob, it's not you. They speak a different language in them there mountains. Anyone form anything Hollow, West Virginia is bound to be a of a special breed. You know what I mean. LOL
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Ooops! I do believe I detect a lil bit of sarcasm toward my man. Now you had better behave yourself, cuz if you dont, I have an extra large pet cock-roach that I have raised from an infant. Just this morning I saw him down by the chicken coup standing flatfooted having sex with one of our rooster's, and that rooster didn’t have a chance with that cock-roach. Now don’t make me turn my pet loose on you, cuz it won't be pretty. Polly, LOL Last edited by CarpMan; 06-10-06 at 09:17 PM. |
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lmao good one carpy..
rodman in nc there is a distint accent either the high tiders on the coast or the moutain twang.. i don't fall into either i was born a hick yankee after all.. carpy is using good old heathen west virginia moutain talk. i am used to it.. pnj man you all is a needin to stay away from dat west river afor it done did drowns your ugly white boy butt.. hate to go north cause you all done went off and get killed like.. dat river don't play son.. zooker
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That there is funny! I pity the hawg..he's the only smart one out of the bunch
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Gota wade in on this one cause I'm debatin whether or not Carpy is a true Mountaineer or not. For one thang any true West Virginian knows it aint' a "hollow" we live in but a "holler" instead, and no true hillbillies would have a dang pitbull or some other kinda city dog but we has blue ticks, red bones, and plain ol pot lickers. I's beginnin to think that Carpy isn a hillbilly wannabe
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06-11-06, 10:18 PM | #9 |
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i"m agreeing with you fool..but i still enjoy reading the BS..
carpy,you should maybe be thinking about writing a book.i'd buy it.
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lmao
goodin fool... zooker
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Carpy believes me I know exactly what it's like to have a red headed woman on the warpath. My momma is a red head(gray now) and she used to whup my azz once a day ever day ifn I needed it or not. Most generally I did. So's that's why I didn't want to marry no red head cause I know as much trouble as I stayed in I'd be a dead man by now. Not to long ago at a family reunion I said sumpthin about her whuppin me ever day and that's why I couldn't stand red headed people and danged ifn she wouldn't standin right behind me. Reached and grabbed me by the ear and like to tore it off and made me apoligize to boot. Oh well guess you better respect your mamma no matter how big or old you get.
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Well, my sister has that carrot top hair. She has run off 4 husbands, raised up 5 kids...built her own house. She used to beat the crap outa me when we were kids. Yep red heads are OK
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I also had the mis-fortune of marrying a redhead. She don't like it much when I tell her that she is a NAG, so I just refer to her as "verbally repetative"
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hey, i was a redhead growing up, turned brown as I got older, married a redhead, she's something else, have two blonde's and a little redhead.. nothing but trouble around my house with all these females...
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I married a red head too, she prefers to call it "strawberry blonde", with her temper, it's red.
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