02-10-12, 02:47 AM | #1 |
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Just another day fishing
Three kids are out fishing. Barack Obama trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, the three kids fishing, pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
The first kid shouts, “I want to go to Disneyland with my friends!” and Barack replies, “No problem. I’ll take you on Air Force One.” The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,” to which Barack says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!” The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!” Obama, looking perplexed, utters: “But, son, you don’t look like you’re handicapped.” The kid answers, “I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry A** from drowning.”
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02-10-12, 11:13 AM | #2 |
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Lol that is hilarious!!!
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