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A couple of quick ones
Why are fish cleverer than humans?…Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Why do penguins eat fish?…Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them. Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?…If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot Why did the optician go ice fishing?…He had perfect ice sight There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant…Four fish got battered What side of a fish has the most scales?…The outside Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?…Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish! Man: Can I have a fly rod and reel for my son?…Fishing Shop Owner: Sorry sir we don’t do trades How do I avoid infection from biting insects?…That’s easy – don’t bite them Mother: Have you given the fish fresh water today?…Son: No, they haven’t drank yesterdays And finally John asks the angler: Is this river any good for fish?…Angler: It must be. I cannot get any of them to leave it If these jokes make you sick, call in sick and go fishing. 
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