Women!

JB · 12-27-05, 06:31 PM

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook
the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing
50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the
house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up
to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The
weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing
in that crap"?

Rebbasser · 12-27-05, 06:34 PM

JB · 12-27-05, 06:39 PM

Ya never saw it comming did ya reb lol

1FASTLASER · 12-28-05, 07:44 AM

Whoops!! Oh sh@@

Rebbasser · 12-28-05, 12:30 PM

JB, I got that in an email a while back, but it is still funny!

skeeter944 · 12-29-05, 06:45 PM

that is funny!

Denny_K · 12-31-05, 08:41 AM

I was reading that and I was think Jb never told me he got a boat

but as I was reading I started to smile because I realized I had heard this line before

Denny

JB · 12-31-05, 09:12 AM

rolf Denny
What you and the better half doing tonight? Ya going out for new years?

zooker · 12-31-05, 07:41 PM

jb needs to get a boat. a real one not these lil puddle jumpers i realize you are in the errr mid west.. and it is a tad shy on lakes and such but geez ya need a decent rig..

zooker

KH. · 01-02-06, 10:22 PM

at lleast a jon boat or something with a trolling motor

JB · 01-02-06, 10:25 PM

Ya i KNOW zooker,
the money is starting to roll back in now like it used to be before the kids went to college, now is the time to get another boat...I've had three in the past.

striker23 · 01-02-06, 11:41 PM

hahaha funny stuff.

1FASTLASER · 01-03-06, 06:24 AM

JB thanks for the puter savy got them both up and runninig now. By the way just where is eaton at. I used to work in Hubbard,Ohio and lived in Liberty. That is right where Interstate 80 goes into Pa. Used to fo alot of fishing instock ponds up there.

JB · 01-03-06, 09:47 AM

we are clear over by the ind. / ohio border on I-70...west of dayton

bass kicker · 01-06-06, 01:57 AM

i have heard that same joke before

12-27-05, 06:31 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Women! Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap"?

12-27-05, 06:34 PM	#2
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,141	__________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

12-28-05, 12:30 PM	#5
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,141	JB, I got that in an email a while back, but it is still funny! __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

12-31-05, 08:41 AM	#7
Denny_K BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 324	almost had me...sortta I was reading that and I was think Jb never told me he got a boat but as I was reading I started to smile because I realized I had heard this line before Denny

12-31-05, 07:41 PM	#9
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	jb needs to get a boat. a real one not these lil puddle jumpers i realize you are in the errr mid west.. and it is a tad shy on lakes and such but geez ya need a decent rig.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

12-27-05, 06:39 PM	#3
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Ya never saw it comming did ya reb lol

12-28-05, 07:44 AM	#4
1FASTLASER BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: crossett,arkansas Posts: 2,777	Whoops!! Oh sh@@

12-29-05, 06:45 PM	#6
skeeter944 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in South Carolina Posts: 2,377	that is funny!

12-31-05, 09:12 AM	#8
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	rolf Denny What you and the better half doing tonight? Ya going out for new years?

01-02-06, 10:22 PM	#10
KH. BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,316	at lleast a jon boat or something with a trolling motor __________________ and god said let there be bass, and there was bass

01-02-06, 10:25 PM	#11
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Ya i KNOW zooker, the money is starting to roll back in now like it used to be before the kids went to college, now is the time to get another boat...I've had three in the past.

01-02-06, 11:41 PM	#12
striker23 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashburn, Virginia Posts: 199	hahaha funny stuff.

01-03-06, 06:24 AM	#13
1FASTLASER BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: crossett,arkansas Posts: 2,777	JB thanks for the puter savy got them both up and runninig now. By the way just where is eaton at. I used to work in Hubbard,Ohio and lived in Liberty. That is right where Interstate 80 goes into Pa. Used to fo alot of fishing instock ponds up there.

01-03-06, 09:47 AM	#14
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	we are clear over by the ind. / ohio border on I-70...west of dayton

01-06-06, 01:57 AM	#15
bass kicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Beamsville,ONTARIO,CANADA Posts: 2,023	i have heard that same joke before __________________ Rob Downs St. Catharines BASSMASTERS

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