A Real Woman

cassidyta · 05-31-11, 12:46 PM

An email sent ot me today from a buddy of mine.

> A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

> No wait... Sorry.
> I'm thinking of whiskey.
> It's whiskey that does all that.
> Never mind.

WaffleJaw · 05-31-11, 12:49 PM

Nice!,lol..........

bamabassman · 05-31-11, 06:09 PM

hahahahahaha, and oooohhhh so true man.

Jrob78 · 06-01-11, 12:24 AM

That's funny

carolina-rig-01 · 06-01-11, 01:33 AM

That's awesome!

05-31-11, 12:46 PM	#1
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	A Real Woman An email sent ot me today from a buddy of mine. > A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... > No wait... Sorry. > I'm thinking of whiskey. > It's whiskey that does all that. > Never mind. __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

05-31-11, 12:49 PM	#2
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Nice!,lol.......... __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

05-31-11, 06:09 PM	#3
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahahahaha, and oooohhhh so true man. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

06-01-11, 12:24 AM	#4
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	That's funny __________________ There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L

06-01-11, 01:33 AM	#5
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	That's awesome!

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