movie theater mayhem

Jim80 · 07-08-08, 10:07 PM

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.
"All right, buddy. What's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.
"The balcony."

mariner · 07-08-08, 11:51 PM

hahaahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

BigBassin144 · 07-09-08, 12:29 AM

It's only funny till someone gets hurt...

Then it's hilarious.

BB

Jim80 · 07-09-08, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBassin144

It's only funny till someone gets hurt...

Then it's hilarious.

BB

i have a tshirt with that quote on it

bamabassman · 07-09-08, 05:37 PM

hahahahahahahahahahaha

basspro123 · 07-10-08, 12:26 AM

ouch some1 took a beating hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

1/4 stick · 07-10-08, 02:08 AM

must of been one heck of a clif hanger.

flfireman · 07-11-08, 03:59 PM

guess she didn't like the stretch and arm over the shoulder bit. Unless he tried the bucket of popcorn w/ his .... nevermind.

07-08-08, 10:07 PM	#1
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	movie theater mayhem A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly. "All right, buddy. What's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked. "The balcony." __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

07-08-08, 11:51 PM	#2
mariner BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: trenton ga Posts: 501	hahaahahahahahahahhahahahahaha __________________ ¿ <*(((>{

07-09-08, 12:29 AM	#3
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	It's only funny till someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

07-11-08, 03:59 PM	#8
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	guess she didn't like the stretch and arm over the shoulder bit. Unless he tried the bucket of popcorn w/ his .... nevermind. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

07-09-08, 05:37 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahahahahahahahahaha

07-10-08, 12:26 AM	#6
basspro123 BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Trenton,GA Posts: 24	ouch some1 took a beating hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

07-10-08, 02:08 AM	#7
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	must of been one heck of a clif hanger.

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