bass rap... lets get it started

crankybait · 05-08-06, 09:07 PM

ok guys, thiought this might be fun. did something similar in school today. ill start off with a pair of rhyming lines about bass fishing, then someone else follows it trying to stay on course and keep rhyming

yo, dude, i really like to catch dem bass fish
i like to watch pros like martens, vandam, and ish

Chum · 05-09-06, 10:39 PM

Is "rap" short for a Rat L' Trap, or something like a Rapala shad rap???

WTL · 05-09-06, 10:43 PM

That sounds like something linkin park would do. No thanks.

flbassman · 05-10-06, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTL

That sounds like something linkin park would do. No thanks.

I'm with ya there.

JB · 05-10-06, 08:24 AM

cranky thats sooooo..... gay

betursweetbass · 05-10-06, 10:23 AM

She Bangs !!!!

Rebbasser · 05-10-06, 02:09 PM

rap and bass fishin' just don't go well together IMO.

JB · 05-10-06, 02:50 PM

yo yo yo, they call him cranky
alone all nite, they say he's likes to spanky
and after its all done, he may need a hanky

he came to america to get ahead
but all he's doin to pitchin that lead

flipping for bass, all over that grass
went from shakespear to better,
comes home and snacks on chedar
still, he's head of his class

he's working out now everyday
one, maybe two pullups is the way

tried the homemade lures
gave it a try
but we all think he's been sniffin(fo sure)
that expoxy, gettin high

moms not into fishing
thats a bummer,
dads workin engineer,
tryin' to buy his first hummer

comes over from india
moved to "zoo-jersey"
hittin those ponds, i.e.
when he gets a hawg he'll be screamin "mercy"

someday, he plans on being a "doc'
if he gets his hands on zookers collection,
he's end up hard as a rock

yo yo yo

Christopherkeene9 · 05-10-06, 03:43 PM

What is this site coming to???????????????

WTL · 05-10-06, 03:49 PM

Zookers collection? Haha, I'm not quite sure what JB is refering to, well maybe I am. Hang in there cranky.....

lizardsrule · 05-10-06, 10:06 PM

JB,

You are THE MAN

Rotfl, just spit up my sprite

Lizards

bass kicker · 05-10-06, 10:53 PM

that was funny JB but i am more of a classic rock fan

Deacon · 05-11-06, 12:59 AM

Dood now that was to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW Reb i agree with you! Wait Rap and ANYTHING dont go together!

1FASTLASER · 05-11-06, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deacon

Dood now that was to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW Reb i agree with you! Wait Rap and ANYTHING dont go together!

RAP thats what comes to mind when I hear that crap. Gonna rap you boys on the head ifn you dont turn that CHIT DOWN.

lovinfishin9 · 05-11-06, 08:59 PM

You can't spell crap without rap. I saw that somewhere and thought it was pretty funny

Chum · 05-11-06, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JB

yo yo yo, they call him cranky
alone all nite, they say he's likes to spanky
and after its all done, he may need a hanky

he came to america to get ahead
but all he's doin to pitchin that lead

flipping for bass, all over that grass
went from shakespear to better,
comes home and snacks on chedar
still, he's head of his class

he's working out now everyday
one, maybe two pullups is the way

tried the homemade lures
gave it a try
but we all think he's been sniffin(fo sure)
that expoxy, gettin high

moms not into fishing
thats a bummer,
dads workin engineer,
tryin' to buy his first hummer

comes over from india
moved to "zoo-jersey"
hittin those ponds, i.e.
when he gets a hawg he'll be screamin "mercy"

someday, he plans on being a "doc'
if he gets his hands on zookers collection,
he's end up hard as a rock

yo yo yo

Send that to MTV, you might get a record deal.

"Crankybait" By J to The B-Izzle

flfireman · 05-11-06, 10:36 PM

See what happens. They put andy milonakis on TV and things go to chit. Rap-crap, rapper-crapper. wow! I think I just made a verse for a new song, maybe queen has some cuts I could add to it and call my own. JB tell the truth, that was an autographed picture to you wasn't it!!!

JB · 05-12-06, 08:06 AM

fl,
I replace reality and insert my own version most of the time lol..only tv I watch is wrasslin, nascar, n fishin..and every bike/car builder show there is on TLC an Discovery

lunker-lander · 02-17-08, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JB

yo yo yo, they call him cranky
alone all nite, they say he's likes to spanky
and after its all done, he may need a hanky

he came to america to get ahead
but all he's doin to pitchin that lead

flipping for bass, all over that grass
went from shakespear to better,
comes home and snacks on chedar
still, he's head of his class

he's working out now everyday
one, maybe two pullups is the way

tried the homemade lures
gave it a try
but we all think he's been sniffin(fo sure)
that expoxy, gettin high

moms not into fishing
thats a bummer,
dads workin engineer,
tryin' to buy his first hummer

comes over from india
moved to "zoo-jersey"
hittin those ponds, i.e.
when he gets a hawg he'll be screamin "mercy"

someday, he plans on being a "doc'
if he gets his hands on zookers collection,
he's end up hard as a rock

yo yo yo

The 'Classic' JB!

-Lunk-

ROTFLMAO!!!!

carolina-rig-01 · 02-17-08, 07:33 PM

jb that was great! sorry cranky but rap freaking sucks.

crankybait · 02-17-08, 08:16 PM

haha what a huge bump. I'll have to agree with you on the rap freaking sucks part.

JB · 02-17-08, 08:39 PM

i musta been on a "roll that night" when i wrote it LOL

bamabassman · 02-18-08, 01:03 AM

kids these days.... hahaha. send that to the "g" man. gerald swindle. he'll love it man.

05-08-06, 09:07 PM	#1
crankybait BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: marlboro, nj Posts: 3,250	bass rap... lets get it started ok guys, thiought this might be fun. did something similar in school today. ill start off with a pair of rhyming lines about bass fishing, then someone else follows it trying to stay on course and keep rhyming yo, dude, i really like to catch dem bass fish i like to watch pros like martens, vandam, and ish

05-09-06, 10:43 PM	#3
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	That sounds like something linkin park would do. No thanks. __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

05-10-06, 02:09 PM	#7
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,141	rap and bass fishin' just don't go well together IMO. __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

05-10-06, 02:50 PM	#8
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	bassrap: Ode to Cranky yo yo yo, they call him cranky alone all nite, they say he's likes to spanky and after its all done, he may need a hanky he came to america to get ahead but all he's doin to pitchin that lead flipping for bass, all over that grass went from shakespear to better, comes home and snacks on chedar still, he's head of his class he's working out now everyday one, maybe two pullups is the way tried the homemade lures gave it a try but we all think he's been sniffin(fo sure) that expoxy, gettin high moms not into fishing thats a bummer, dads workin engineer, tryin' to buy his first hummer comes over from india moved to "zoo-jersey" hittin those ponds, i.e. when he gets a hawg he'll be screamin "mercy" someday, he plans on being a "doc' if he gets his hands on zookers collection, he's end up hard as a rock yo yo yo

05-10-06, 03:49 PM	#10
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	Zookers collection? Haha, I'm not quite sure what JB is refering to, well maybe I am. Hang in there cranky..... __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

05-09-06, 10:39 PM	#2
Chum BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Granby, CT Posts: 45	Is "rap" short for a Rat L' Trap, or something like a Rapala shad rap???

05-10-06, 08:24 AM	#5
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	cranky thats sooooo..... gay

05-10-06, 10:23 AM	#6
betursweetbass BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 646	She Bangs !!!!

05-10-06, 03:43 PM	#9
Christopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Oviedo, Fla Posts: 2,270	What is this site coming to???????????????

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lizardsrule BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Saint Augustine, FL Posts: 7,374	JB, You are THE MAN Rotfl, just spit up my sprite Lizards __________________ There are three types of Snakes I hate 1. Live Snakes 2. Dead Snakes 3. Sticks that look like Snakes. And Gators too!

05-10-06, 10:53 PM	#12
bass kicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Beamsville,ONTARIO,CANADA Posts: 2,023	that was funny JB but i am more of a classic rock fan __________________ Rob Downs St. Catharines BASSMASTERS

05-11-06, 12:59 AM	#13
Deacon BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 314	Dood now that was to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW Reb i agree with you! Wait Rap and ANYTHING dont go together!

05-11-06, 08:59 PM	#15
lovinfishin9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Middletown, VA Posts: 566	You can't spell crap without rap. I saw that somewhere and thought it was pretty funny __________________ Take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked, take if off a cracker and throw it on a hook. :D :)

05-11-06, 10:36 PM	#17
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	See what happens. They put andy milonakis on TV and things go to chit. Rap-crap, rapper-crapper. wow! I think I just made a verse for a new song, maybe queen has some cuts I could add to it and call my own. JB tell the truth, that was an autographed picture to you wasn't it!!! __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

05-12-06, 08:06 AM	#18
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	fl, I replace reality and insert my own version most of the time lol..only tv I watch is wrasslin, nascar, n fishin..and every bike/car builder show there is on TLC an Discovery

02-17-08, 07:33 PM	#20
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	jb that was great! sorry cranky but rap freaking sucks. __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

02-17-08, 08:16 PM	#21
crankybait BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: marlboro, nj Posts: 3,250	haha what a huge bump. I'll have to agree with you on the rap freaking sucks part. __________________ www.fishinfanatics.com

02-17-08, 08:39 PM	#22
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	i musta been on a "roll that night" when i wrote it LOL

02-18-08, 01:03 AM	#23
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	kids these days.... hahaha. send that to the "g" man. gerald swindle. he'll love it man.

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