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Polly and Ike
me an polly are lurnin how to go places on this here cumputor' an we found this pickshur of tha ike fishen man that ever one says jumps' squeals and hollars when he gits a fish.. in the pickshur he looks like hes hangen on to a rail or somethun.. and we wuz reminded of one time when polly wuz down at the carp pond laying up in hur hamok {thats a fish net stretchud tween 2 trees and tide off }. she put som of her fovorit bate on her hooke and tosed it out in the pond' and she stuk her zebcoe pole in tha grond and clum back up in her hamok.. she wuz taken a snoze when i seen her line go to moven; and i scremed out loud (i sabe polly' polly' polly ) youre line is a moven.. an let me tel you somthen' she hurled off that hamok like it wuz on far, and she looked jest like that fisher ike man in the pickshur with tha red cap; i mean jest like him' only she didnt show that much leg' an she didnt do no brake dance ether' she grabed her zebcoe jest as it wuz bout to go in the pond' she started cranken on that zebcoe and it wuz smoken an maken a terbul noise, i sade polly' dont let it pull you in;' she sade dont wory honey, i got this thing... an she dug her heals in the grond and stood up an faught that carp jest like a man wuld; she finaly got it in with no help frum me'. now we dont have one of them things to tell us how heavy it wuz" but polly can only cary 30 pounds in each arm, and it wuz all she could do to pack him to the barn.. so we knou it wuz lest 30 pounds... and the good thing bout it wuz. she didnt squell ere hollar nor did she jump up an down, like youal say that litle ike man dose.. and she didnt show her leg ether like he did in tha pickshur'' and thats whut makes me proud of polly... and it dose my hart good when i see a womun akting like polly dose. tha ike man shor could lurn som stuf from polly..she has got good carretor...what a womun'' she makes me proud to be a carpman.
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Last edited by CarpMan : Today at 03:23 PM. Why in the world would we see this posted on a thread of this caliber ?Someones doing some serious Winter fishin'. P N J
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Good thing that your getting help with your spelling. Right now it's in poor shape.
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Carpman, Thats not a very big bass by most peoples standard. I am old, but I don't use a cane yet.I walk alot better since I quit drinkin' That home made wine will get you high, make you act a fool. I still remember when I drank the home made wines & pumpkin rum.I would wonder what time it was and as I stared at the clock on the wall, it would speak to me. It would say Tick-Tock,Tick-Tock.Thats when I knew I had too much to drink when the clock starts talkin to you, you had way too much to drink.Now I drink soda and the clock minds his own business, don't have a word to say to me when I am sober and can think straight. P N J
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is it me alone, but i think the carpman crap is just that crap. heaven only knows what he is attempting to duplicate here. the novelty has worn off, it is not funny anymore, really doesnt contribute to the forum. i like to think that members of this forum are above all this senseless and stupid rhetoric about hillybillies. to actually talk that way is one thing, but to put down and embarass those who may, is degrading and reflects upon the character of the writer.
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carpman, i s'pose next yur guna lern to hypurlink, that woud be nice, then we can al see the pickshure.
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"Carpman",
Sorry about the confusion, and bad remarks. Recently heard that you were an alias. Just ask JB. Also, quit makin funn of the wae that I talc. crapman30 |
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no comment on this...
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Why not ? <>< <>< <>< P N J ><> ><> ><>
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Why would you bother to post "No comment on this" ? It makes it sound like you have just made a comment, while making the statement that you have no comment. Whats next ? You going to say no further comment at this time ? That as well could be mistaken as a statement or comment, so why don't you tell us really how you feel ? Don't leave us in suspense behind all of your doubletalk and trickery.
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pnj, you need to get out more
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haha. ok my beleifs on this- if he seriously has this kind of spelling, howd he find that site, how did he learn to use the internet, and why is a carp fisherman with low education coming to a bass fisherman forum out of all the carpin forums?
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LOL Dyas!!!
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"Carpman" why didn't you criticize others who made educational statements in reguards to you'r very important comments. Are you picking on me ? Seems like every one else does !
Just ask JB he'll tell ya.
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Carpman, you write a very entertaining story. Who cares if you don't spell like everyone else? Everyone down south knows what you mean and a few lucky folks up north know what you're saying. So keep on writing bud. I am looking forward to some more good stories.
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hahaha. carpman and polly are my heroes!!!!
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pray tell, send ten people out to count the apples on a tree and you will most certainly get ten answers. so it is with opinions, one be as good as the next, whether it be right or wrong, good or bad. i made the choice to criticize the carpman for his thoughts, which were just as good as mine. i probably did not use sound judgment in my comment and should have left the matter to continue or die on its own merit and let the other apple counters make their own opinions about something, which in the scheme of things in this whole wide world doesnt amount to a hill of beans. i had a choice to read the carpman thoughts and say nothing, or comment. i didnt have to read, i could have moved on and wrote nothing. in the future i will think through my actions, before i write, and decide if the matter at hand will make a difference to anyone or me. so, mr. carpman continue write what and how you want. i wouldnt let one person's opinion change the course of my thoughts so much. i just forgot to "think" before i admonished your style of writing, continue on with it if you will. /scrap/
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