01-08-12, 05:53 AM | #1 |
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Dale Hollow Premonition
John and his buddies from BassFishing.com were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip to Dale Hollow. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, John headed home frustrated.
The following week when John's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see John. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go John?" "I didn't have to," John replied. Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then Lisa snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'." "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'..... So, Here I am!" John my apologies if this is inappropiate, especially to Lisa. I hope Ginger and Lisa are maintaining, I know this is a very hard time for you all. My prayers are still with you all. Again if you or Lisa find this offensive I'll be more than happy to delete!
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01-08-12, 09:07 AM | #2 |
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!! not offended at all joe. i find that funny. the reason is I owuld be the one tied up by lisa is all. hahahaha! that's a good joke.
as for maintaing, ginger and lisa are READY to fight the fight man. it's gonna be june by the time it's over and done with. after the surgery, reconstructive surgery, then the chemo.....gonna be a tough spring. but now that she only has to deal with breast cancer, she is READY. keep making the jokes joe. i have NEVER mionded jokes being played on me pal. at lest i know i am thought of anyway. lol!!! oyur jokes are great during the winter months joe. keep at it man.
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01-08-12, 09:23 AM | #3 |
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Thx bama and I hope you passed along the PM awhile back.
It's worth saying again. My prayers are with your family!
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01-08-12, 02:36 PM | #4 |
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i did joe. no problem buddy.
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01-10-12, 10:29 PM | #5 |
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lmao!
I heard it done similarly, years ago, but it involved Elvis, a Lincoln, and a girl in panties
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01-10-12, 11:22 PM | #6 |
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OK, I'm bored and wide awake. This one was from a fake Elvis on the Murphy in the Morning radio show. Out of Chicago, I think.
Elvis, I see you drove in today in a Lincoln. In all the time I've known you, you've always preferred Cadillacs. That's exactly right Mr Murphy. A woman gave me this car. She gave you the car? It was the strangest thing, Mr Murphy. I came upon this Lincoln, on the side of the road. I walked up and there was a woman in the backseat with nothin on. Nothin but these little red panties. She looked up at me and said "Elvis..you can have anything you want" Well, I could see the panties wouldn't fit me, so I took the car!
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