Please make the bad man go away

Captmikestarrett · 03-20-07, 04:18 PM

I get a sales card in the mail about some cool polarized glasses. Built in reader lense and they look nice. I go to the web site to get more info and I see this..

Dang he is everywhere..

Capt Mike

JB · 03-20-07, 05:06 PM

this better? rofl

Recon8541 · 03-20-07, 05:53 PM

i think ill call a proctologist.....and be rid of him forever! Do me a favor....spread a little preperation h on that pic and see if he shrivels up...please LOL!

ILfishinman · 03-20-07, 05:59 PM

good use of the stamp tool JB!

JB · 03-20-07, 06:13 PM

clone tool, smudge, and eraser, thats all ya need for any project huh

i left the sole of rolands left foot in there just to remind him who's boss rofl

ILfishinman · 03-20-07, 06:23 PM

hmm you use cs or 7.0? in cs its the stamp clone tool and theres a stamp pattern tool aswell, i wonder if they pay him extra for mentioning their product 80 times in a half hr or if he just likes to be nice to them so he gets their money hehe "roland martin is the devil" says bobby bouchets mamma

keithdog · 03-20-07, 07:31 PM

SONNNNNNNNNN, thats a great job there JB!!!

flbassman · 03-20-07, 08:21 PM

Great job by Jb of ohio (contact oh board of tourism) using adobe photoshop (adobe.com) for Capt. Mike Starret (available anytime your in the DC area for a great fishing trip. indianheadcharters.com)

Captmikestarrett · 03-20-07, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JB

this better? rofl

YES and the smoke look is so cool

POOF Problem child from Silver Spring MD GONE

Capt Mike

brushhog · 03-20-07, 09:10 PM

If you messed up Rolands hair a little, gave him a five o clock shadow and put him in a van he looks just like every pedophile I've ever seen on the evening news... Don't you think? I bet JB could probably work something up on that theme?

bassintom · 03-20-07, 09:28 PM

he's bald now..

ILfishinman · 03-20-07, 09:28 PM

ill take this one hehehe

ILfishinman · 03-20-07, 09:47 PM

hehehe

texasbasser · 03-20-07, 09:54 PM

lmao!! this is becoming the best photoshop thread ever.

flamez · 03-22-07, 03:56 AM

ive youve every watched rolands show he always makes sure to plug his sponsors product lmao if i have to hear about that damn fish finder one more time!

George_Welcome · 03-22-07, 05:03 AM

Capt. Mike???

Are you having a love affair with Roland on the side? The way you keep attacking him one might think he has told you to take a hike.

Or are you simply jealous at all of his life's accomplishments compared to yours?

Captmikestarrett · 03-22-07, 09:55 AM

No, no love affair as I am currently married to a WOMAN for 1/4 of a century this June.

I just think he could do better for a Marylander that is all. His shows are total infomercials..

I have met him and I have talked to pissed people who drew him in Pro-Ams.

He won an award in DC for telling a Make a Wish kid to get back to him next year and he will take him fishing.

Capt Mike

betursweetbass · 03-22-07, 05:22 PM

Well you know why he is everywhere don't you....He's one of the all time greats, dispite his personal shortcomings. If you win over 25 26 27, heck, I'm not sure how many wins he has, but you get my point.....

HOG Ranger · 03-22-07, 06:57 PM

I must admit that I bought a pair of those glasses trying to forget that he endorses them. Great glasses and I see how to tie my knots now.

I don't wear prescription glasses but reading glasses help me on things really close. I bought the lowest power they sell and to be honest they were well worth the money.

03-20-07, 04:18 PM	#1
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	Please make the bad man go away I get a sales card in the mail about some cool polarized glasses. Built in reader lense and they look nice. I go to the web site to get more info and I see this.. Dang he is everywhere.. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

03-20-07, 05:53 PM	#3
Recon8541 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 144	i think ill call a proctologist.....and be rid of him forever! Do me a favor....spread a little preperation h on that pic and see if he shrivels up...please LOL! __________________ My wife says "I swear what would you rather do fish or make love"....I said "well....depends on how the fish are biting!"

03-20-07, 05:59 PM	#4
ILfishinman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Champaign, Illinois Posts: 706	good use of the stamp tool JB! __________________ If light moves at 670616629 MPH, how fast is Dark? Bass count 07: lost count

03-20-07, 06:23 PM	#6
ILfishinman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Champaign, Illinois Posts: 706	hmm you use cs or 7.0? in cs its the stamp clone tool and theres a stamp pattern tool aswell, i wonder if they pay him extra for mentioning their product 80 times in a half hr or if he just likes to be nice to them so he gets their money hehe "roland martin is the devil" says bobby bouchets mamma __________________ If light moves at 670616629 MPH, how fast is Dark? Bass count 07: lost count

03-20-07, 08:21 PM	#8
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	Great job by Jb of ohio (contact oh board of tourism) using adobe photoshop (adobe.com) for Capt. Mike Starret (available anytime your in the DC area for a great fishing trip. indianheadcharters.com) __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

03-20-07, 05:06 PM	#2
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	this better? rofl

03-20-07, 06:13 PM	#5
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	clone tool, smudge, and eraser, thats all ya need for any project huh i left the sole of rolands left foot in there just to remind him who's boss rofl

03-20-07, 07:31 PM	#7
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	SONNNNNNNNNN, thats a great job there JB!!!

03-20-07, 09:10 PM	#10
brushhog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Whitesboro, NY Posts: 1,222	Roland Molester If you messed up Rolands hair a little, gave him a five o clock shadow and put him in a van he looks just like every pedophile I've ever seen on the evening news... Don't you think? I bet JB could probably work something up on that theme?

03-20-07, 09:28 PM	#11
bassintom BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: washington(northwest) N.J. Posts: 3,958	he's bald now.. __________________ A man's gotta believe in something...I believe I'll go fishing.

03-20-07, 09:28 PM	#12
ILfishinman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Champaign, Illinois Posts: 706	ill take this one hehehe __________________ If light moves at 670616629 MPH, how fast is Dark? Bass count 07: lost count

03-20-07, 09:47 PM	#13
ILfishinman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Champaign, Illinois Posts: 706	hehehe __________________ If light moves at 670616629 MPH, how fast is Dark? Bass count 07: lost count

03-20-07, 09:54 PM	#14
texasbasser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: San Antonio, Tx Posts: 2,301	lmao!! this is becoming the best photoshop thread ever.

03-22-07, 03:56 AM	#15
flamez BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: St.Cloud Central Florida Posts: 910	ive youve every watched rolands show he always makes sure to plug his sponsors product lmao if i have to hear about that damn fish finder one more time! __________________ "You got that right flamez, only one other bait more fun to throw than a buzzbait, and thats a sand minnow!" - Trap

03-22-07, 05:03 AM	#16
George_Welcome BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sebastian, Florida Posts: 207	Capt. Mike??? Are you having a love affair with Roland on the side? The way you keep attacking him one might think he has told you to take a hike. Or are you simply jealous at all of his life's accomplishments compared to yours? __________________ George & Scott Imagination Bassin Guide Services 772 532-7440 Sebastian, Florida http://www.imaginationbassin.com

03-22-07, 09:55 AM	#17
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	No, no love affair as I am currently married to a WOMAN for 1/4 of a century this June. I just think he could do better for a Marylander that is all. His shows are total infomercials.. I have met him and I have talked to pissed people who drew him in Pro-Ams. He won an award in DC for telling a Make a Wish kid to get back to him next year and he will take him fishing. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

03-22-07, 05:22 PM	#18
betursweetbass BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 646	Well you know why he is everywhere don't you....He's one of the all time greats, dispite his personal shortcomings. If you win over 25 26 27, heck, I'm not sure how many wins he has, but you get my point.....

03-22-07, 06:57 PM	#19
HOG Ranger BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Rockford, IL Posts: 306	I must admit that I bought a pair of those glasses trying to forget that he endorses them. Great glasses and I see how to tie my knots now. I don't wear prescription glasses but reading glasses help me on things really close. I bought the lowest power they sell and to be honest they were well worth the money. __________________ Mike

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