03-20-09, 02:08 AM
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TIME OUT....For a funny story!
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!
 Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
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03-20-09, 11:11 PM
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Welcome to the forum!
Ha Ha Ha! I liked the second joke the best. ~Mark |
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03-21-09, 07:38 AM
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welcome to the site buddy. you are gonna fit in real easy pal. good jkes. i too like the 2nd one best. you are now fodder for the bait monkey, relax......... it only hurts once a month. that is when the credit card bill comes in.
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03-21-09, 08:54 AM
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Welcome to the nut house. Personally, I liked the third one
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03-21-09, 10:15 AM
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welcome aboard man no better way to introduce yourself than with a joke , jump right in and make yourself comfy .
Jim
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03-21-09, 10:30 AM
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Welcome to the site bud! I liked the third one best.
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03-21-09, 09:13 PM
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welcome to the site.... great stories
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03-21-09, 09:19 PM
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lol! Those am do be pretty good!
 The second ones the best!
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