An old Marine Pilot...

BigBassin144 · 07-16-13, 10:02 PM

An old Marine pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing is old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes. First Stearmans, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds. So yes, I guess I'm a pilot. What about you, what are you?"

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."

The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

BB

Bassboss · 07-17-13, 12:06 AM

lmfao, I guess their's more lesbian's out there than I thought.

joedog · 07-17-13, 05:43 AM

From one Lesbian trapped in a MAN's body to another....GREAT STORY!

bamabassman · 07-17-13, 09:28 PM

hahaha, yeah that is good anthony.

07-16-13, 10:02 PM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	An old Marine Pilot... An old Marine pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing is old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes. First Stearmans, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds. So yes, I guess I'm a pilot. What about you, what are you?" She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women." The two sat sipping their coffee in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

07-17-13, 12:06 AM	#2
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lmfao, I guess their's more lesbian's out there than I thought. __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

07-17-13, 05:43 AM	#3
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	From one Lesbian trapped in a MAN's body to another....GREAT STORY! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

07-17-13, 09:28 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahaha, yeah that is good anthony. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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