Like a living Seinfeld episode

[MallenManson]

This last monday night, I did a bit of bar hopping since it was pool league night. I no longer play on a team but had cabin fever so I went to watch.
At the 1st bar, I walk into the bathroom and one of the players is using the urinal, so I had to use the back up urinal, the crapper.
Anyway, when he got done, he zipped up and walked out.
Immediately the episode where Seinfeld watches Poppie zip up, tease his hair and walk out to go make food pops into my head.
If I ever decide to shoot league again, I am NOT shakin that dude's hand after a game

[Captmikestarrett]

In Africa the men wipe with the left hand and shake with the right just for that very reason..

Capt Mike

[WaffleJaw]

Whats the big deal? The guy didnt pi$$ all over his hands did he?....Touching your junk is no different than touching the back of your hand....I have a graph and facts of science to prove this.....but mainly the graph.
haha

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

Whats the big deal? The guy didnt pi$$ all over his hands did he?....Touching your junk is no different than touching the back of your hand....I have a graph and facts of science to prove this.....but mainly the graph.
haha

You can use graphs or scientific facts all you want, I'm not shakin hands with a guy that didn't wash his hands after touchin his junk

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by Captmikestarrett

In Africa the men wipe with the left hand and shake with the right just for that very reason..

Capt Mike

There's another country in the middle east somewhere that uses the same practice, although I think it's reversed

[MallenManson]

BTW, touching your junk is nowhere near the same as the back of your hand.

[WaffleJaw]

Originally Posted by MallenManson

BTW, touching your junk is nowhere near the same as the back of your hand.

I agree...The junk is way more fun

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

I agree...The junk is way more fun

Not when you're takin a leak outside in December. In this part of the country anyway

[WaffleJaw]

Originally Posted by MallenManson

Not when you're takin a leak outside in December. In this part of the country anyway

Cold hands....The *****'s only natural enemy.......Well that and herpes.

How to solve the cold hand problem?
Drop your pants and draws,and pull the shirt up and thrust foward....4yr old style.....My friends dont think Im gay at all when I do this.

[1/4 stick]

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

Whats the big deal? The guy didnt pi$$ all over his hands did he?....Touching your junk is no different than touching the back of your hand....I have a graph and facts of science to prove this.....but mainly the graph.
haha

So, and I hasitate while asking for fear of the answer; what possesed you to do this research?

[WaffleJaw]

Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

So, and I hasitate while asking for fear of the answer; what possesed you to do this research?

Because I had a blank graph,duh!
lol

[1/4 stick]

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

Because I had a blank graph,duh!
lol

You couldn't have made a fat chic graph?

[WaffleJaw]

Stick I did that last year in a pie graph form...Here ya go.

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

Cold hands....The *****'s only natural enemy.......Well that and herpes.

How to solve the cold hand problem?
Drop your pants and draws,and pull the shirt up and thrust foward....4yr old style.....My friends dont think Im gay at all when I do this.

HAHA! Long time ago, a buddy of mine was peein in a big snow drift. I ran up and gave him a shove. If you've never seen a man trying to flounder out of a snow drift without using his hands, add it to your list of things to do

[1/4 stick]

Originally Posted by MallenManson

HAHA! Long time ago, a buddy of mine was peein in a big snow drift. I ran up and gave him a shove. If you've never seen a man trying to flounder out of a snow drift without using his hands, add it to your list of things to do

lmao!
That was just cold!

[1/4 stick]

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

Stick I did that last year in a pie graph form...Here ya go.

I can't post none of my charts. They'd get me banned and prolly make a few people go blind.

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

lmao!
That was just cold!

That's what HE said!

[Abbeysdad]

Two guys in the john takin a leak and the one finishes and starts to leave. The other one is disgusted and says "didn't yer mother ever teach you to wash yer hands?". The other fella turned and said, "No, she taught me not to pi$$ on them!"

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by Abbeysdad

Two guys in the john takin a leak and the one finishes and starts to leave. The other one is disgusted and says "didn't yer mother ever teach you to wash yer hands?". The other fella turned and said, "No, she taught me not to pi$$ on them!"

I always liked that joke

[MississippiBoy]

Two guys are taking a leak over the side of a bridge on the way home from a night of drinking. The first guy says, "Man, that water's cold." The second guy says, "Yeah, and it's deep, too..."

[BeaverIslander]

Nice chart WaffleJaw.

BTW, that bathroom doorknob is probably dirtier than the guys hand or his junk on his worst day. Think too much about it, and you'll end up a neurotic mysophobe(germaphobe) like my crazy cousin. Best to just accept that the world is filthy and that you're better off keeping your hands away from your mouth. Needless to say, he's rubbed off on me a little bit. Can't complain. I haven't been sick in years.