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Yesterday at Wal-Mart I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Dixie Belle. I was in the check-out line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no I didn’t have a dog, but that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I told her I probably shouldn’t because last time I’d ended up in the hospital! I’d lost 50 pounds when I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I thought I’d try it again. By this time everyone in this line (and others) was now enthralled with my weight loss story.
Horrified, she asked if I was in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no – I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s *** and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Wal-Mart won’t let me shop there anymore! Capt Mike
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That may be the funniest story I ever heard!
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that a good one
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My wife loved that Irish Setter. You pervert
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LMAO!!! I wonder if she will consider the diet for herself, haha.
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LMAO...thanks for the great story, Cap'n.
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lol - funny
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That is a funny story. I think the version I heard changed the punch line from an ICU to a jail cell and instead of stepping off a curve it was something about licking ye olde brown-eye in public.
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lmao!! great story!
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Gonna have to steal that one. fuuunnnnyyy!
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I have now read your post for the fifth time today and again that maybe the funniest story I've ever heard and those who know me know I'm into the funny things in life.
Thanks again Capt.
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i am laughing out loud at this one capn.
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