Ode To Bassfishn' Forum

[JB]

Ode to bassfishin'
Listen To the Alarm Clock ringin' long....
After a long night of drinkin', hear the radio playing Jimmy Houstons song

4:30 in the morning, can barely walk on the floor
looking forward going to the lake as I open the door

I ain't no lush and I ain't no drunk
Say anything different and I'll beat you fishing, you punk

All the people at bassfishin' forums, know I gots your back
'Cause I'm a nice guy and you listen to my bass strategy attack

I will fight tooth and nail to go fishing until my dying breath
and if you don't get bit, I won't say a word about your lack of depth

Got some great anglers here, but some like to hide
they need the straight dope about our bassfishin' pride

Now we got a angler here saying his baits are the best
I say lets put him up against the drop shot pros that live out west

We gotta fight back, repel the attack
can't lose members to the other forums that talk about what bass like to snack

When their forum closes, gotta be out like a comet
zipping our pants and doggy-baggin our vomit
Gotta keep clean, game warden on the corner
thumbs up his as* like little Jack Horner

Need a ride to the lake, better pick up the phone
Find some anglers out to get their fishing skills in hone
Dodging wave runners on the lake all day
It'd be nice to hook them all in the head and watch em play

Have Kevin standing on top of the pile of lake lice, as the smoke makes its crest
His Shirt then opens to reveal a "Bigbass" tattoo on his chest
Maybe this forum member is right and lake lice are all wrong
but you won't catch me singing lyrics to that song

We are a bass forum and we should act as such
even if sex on the waters seems a bit much
We just want a good time while the wave runners drink their booze
our license is an honorable thing to lose

Who is the government to tell us where to drink
I got a PBR tap right in my sink
To sum it all up, we're just a fun-lovin bunch
fishin and boatin' , hunting for a bronze back hump

We could patron other lakes like Lake Lanier
and after a day of fishin' kick back with a couple of beers


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[zooker]

jb
eger allen poe you aint

while we are on this subject how soon do you think kevin will change the date on the opeing screen -it still says 2005??

zooker

[Dyas]

JB
You need to go fishing.... But it was pretty good though

[flbassman]

That was pretty good. Between this and the cranky rap, I think we're looking at a pretty solid resum`e. I hate those little french``````````` things, I never know how to use them, or where to put them.

[crankybait]

JB have you ever considered the rap industry? and what is the cranky rap?

[flbassman]

Behold: The cranky rap! Posted in your bass rap post.
" yo yo yo, they call him cranky
alone all nite, they say he's likes to spanky
and after its all done, he may need a hanky

he came to america to get ahead
but all he's doin to pitchin that lead

flipping for bass, all over that grass
went from shakespear to better,
comes home and snacks on chedar
still, he's head of his class

he's working out now everyday
one, maybe two pullups is the way

tried the homemade lures
gave it a try
but we all think he's been sniffin(fo sure)
that expoxy, gettin high

moms not into fishing
thats a bummer,
dads workin engineer,
tryin' to buy his first hummer

comes over from india
moved to "zoo-jersey"
hittin those ponds, i.e.
when he gets a hawg he'll be screamin "mercy"

someday, he plans on being a "doc'
if he gets his hands on zookers collection,
he's end up hard as a rock

yo yo yo "

[JB]

cranky,
no thanks,
Hip-Hop/Rap are extremely popular but they're also known for a level of negativity and antagonistic behavior towards society at large. Hip-Hop culture glorifies crime, is derisive towards homosexuality and degrades women. Kanye West has recently decided that, since he has a gay cousin he loves, it's none too cool to dis the 'mos. West has even addressed the issue on by telling his colleagues and fans "Yo stop it".
hope that helps

[crankybait]

dude im not from india... my parents are though. just visit there a lot.

and jb, thats the thing. a rapper who actually raps about other stuff ebsides all that would be an amazing hit. rap has no rules that state the topics of rap. i write some rap myself, diong 2 for the school talent show... i rap about school, stereotypes, tons of stuff... even about how other rappers do bad stuff. id try going into the actual rapper world but my dad would flip...

[JB]

well good luck with all that!
I have and always will love hard rock and roll

I still like the idea of hookin those skiers with some trebs rofl


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[zooker]

lol kevin must have read this post... he changed the date lmao....


zooker

[1FASTLASER]

Can I get a VAN HALEN??????

[FlyRod]

THE RAVING
by Edgar Allen FlyRod


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I angled, weak and weary,
Bumping plastic critters 'cross some lake's rocky floor,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As if some bass just might be lappin' at that morsel I was draggin',
Slowly past his open door.
'Tis some lousy dink.", I muttered, then I paused to check the score... "that makes number three or four."
"Maybe even passing carp, feisty bluegill...nothing more."


Ah, truly 'twas a dreadful bummer, that humid horrid heat of Summer
Each drop of sweat did vex my spirit, did drain me ever, ever, more.
Earnestly I prayed for breezes, and lusty wenches on my kneezes,
Plying me with GatorAde and kisses by the score.

Then, from my hook, and to my horror, such as I'd not known before,
My fair and pricey worm was snatch-ed, and I had not many more .
Curse you, fish!...Thou finny *****.
Damn you now and evermore.

(To be continued, if I feel like it.)

[Rebbasser]

And when it comes which lake to choose
With skiers, lake lice best to snooze
Even lakes that have produced before
On summer weekends, quoteth the bassin' buddy, "nevermore"

[WTL]

I dedicate this poem I wrote to all of you....

I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. Ive seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
Youve got to roll with the punches to get to whats real
Oh cant you see me standing here,
Ive got my back against the record machine
I aint the worst that youve seen.
Oh cant you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh hey you ! how said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you dont know, you wont know
Until we begin.
Well cant you see me standing here,
Ive got my back against the record machine
I aint the worst that youve seen.
Oh cant you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.

[JB]

[fishin_dude]

Note the T-Shirt

[JB]

dude,
if you know trivia, you'll know already that VH lead was once jimmy stewart rofl



(a photoshop contest I entered 3 years ago, got a C+ )

[Bender]

A little off topic, but do you enter the PS contests at fark.com JB? I have only had time to do a few, but they are a lot of fun.

[JB]

nope, worth1000, its alot more competitve