12-24-09, 06:45 AM | #1 |
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A 1/4 stick Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Cept for me gently peeling the tape from a gift Dang! It’s a Heddon Mouse! When suddenly I heard up on the roof A bump and the sound of a young man’s shout “Holy %@#! Batman! That stuff’s a hundred proof! Your drunk @%$ best look out!” Then a slurred voice that sounded quite grave “Non-sense Bloy Bunder! We (hic) musrst be brave! Now out of the Bat-Sleigh and to the Bat-Cave!” Then there was a thump A bump A “Dang!” And a “@#$%” From the chimney there came Right onto the fire A caped crusader with a great BAM! Again from above the voice of a young man “Holy Ever-Clear Batman! That’s not the cave You’ve gone down a chimney You’re a drunken fool Batman!” His eyes grew wide as he looked at me “I’m ¼ stick.” I said, “Who you be?” Twas quite shocked by his reply “Can‘t you see? I’m Batman, young JedI!” His eyes grew wider as he squealed “Yeeeeow!” The fire grew brighter As he began to prowl I was amazed As he ran through my house With the seat of his cape ablaze Though my living room Down the hall Into my kitchen He ran into a wall With the extinguisher I put out his blaze One thing for sure This Bat had no grace Back down the hall And out the front door He tripped on the mat And started to fall He was caught by a boy wonder “I got you Batman. I gotta say You’re certainly no bore.” I agree with Robin That much is for shore! Back to the roof Robin loaded Batman into the sleigh with care “Batman you’re a goof. From now on I hide the liquor!” The turbine started And the exhaust spit fire “Batman you farted!” Said his young squire “Dark Knight my @%#! You’re a big bag of dark gas!” And on their journey they started Leaving my roof with a roar But before they parted Robin let out with a shout “Merry freakin Christmas to all! I think I’ll pick up batgirl we’ll all have a ball!!” Merry Christmas everybody!
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Merry Christmas 1/4th, and pre potary that is this, brought a tear to my eye!
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12-24-09, 09:26 AM | #3 |
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You are just not right! Merry Christmas 1/4
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12-24-09, 03:10 PM | #4 |
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Hahahaha, merry christmas stick!
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Stick, I think that you have smoked one to many hams in your life. But still, have yourself a very Merry Christmas!
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please put the bong down and step back..
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12-24-09, 04:45 PM | #7 |
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Believe it or not... That was my sober mind working there.
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Merry x-mas 1/4 stick that was funny
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12-25-09, 11:47 AM | #9 |
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1/4, you just ain't right....
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