Blondes and Winter in Ohio

BigBassin144 · 12-28-08, 11:22 AM

A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, & you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!

BB

Jim80 · 12-28-08, 11:33 AM

that was funny man .

Jim

carolina-rig-01 · 12-31-08, 02:52 AM

funny joke! with the blondes we have here that joke could be about missouri, except for the part where the guy is salting the roads

Lilmoosecountry · 12-31-08, 12:39 PM

Ain't that the dang truth. salting the roads i mean!!!

woody · 12-31-08, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lilmoosecountry

Ain't that the dang truth. salting the roads i mean!!!

Ain't that the dang truth, about Blondes I mean!!!

bamabassman · 12-31-08, 07:13 PM

careful gang.....lisa was a blonde and c-rig...so is your better half. hahahahahaha

woody · 12-31-08, 10:48 PM

Sorry Ladies, I was referring to my wife, she knows I was just teasing.

carolina-rig-01 · 01-01-09, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

careful gang.....lisa was a blonde and c-rig...so is your better half. hahahahahaha

well she has a little red in there too, so i can pick on here about being blonde (and believe me she has her moments lol) but then i get some of the red head temper to deal with (not near as much red head temper as there are blonde moments).

3dkicker · 01-02-09, 07:26 PM

Uh oh....don't be bringing up red heads and tempers on the site!!!! You don't know what you may be stirring up!

fish2 · 03-06-09, 10:05 PM

sounds like something that would happen here in Columbus

Bassboss · 03-07-09, 08:35 AM

Oh took me a wile! I forgot about salt trucks. Man, I'm just a stupid southerner!

Funny joke though!

fish2 · 03-07-09, 06:46 PM

BB sounds like those salt trucks will be back out again next week

SDBassman · 03-07-09, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBassin144

A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, & you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!

BB

Didn't Notice you were from ohio. I am originally from Springfield, OH. I moved to SD 4 years ago. All of my family still reside there though.

bassintom · 03-08-09, 07:48 PM

A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde in a BMW for speeding.She asks for the womans license.The woman says"what does it look like?"The policewoman responds"it's small amd square and has your picture on it".The woman driver pulls out a small mirror and looks at it,then hands it to the policewoman.The policewoman looks at it and says"I didn't know you were a police officer too,you can go".

bamabassman · 03-08-09, 07:49 PM

Roflmao, that is a great one there!

MrPhotographer06 · 03-08-09, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by carolina-rig-01

well she has a little red in there too, so i can pick on here about being blonde (and believe me she has her moments lol) but then i get some of the red head temper to deal with (not near as much red head temper as there are blonde moments).

the red hair temper thing is true.. haha

i have strawberry blonde hair.. and it shows in me..

thus the phillips drill bit sized hole in the bottom layer of my boat floor

aikenyounggun · 03-09-09, 06:44 PM

yeah i have heard that one before

12-28-08, 11:22 AM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Blondes and Winter in Ohio A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, & you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

12-28-08, 11:33 AM	#2
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	that was funny man . Jim __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

12-31-08, 02:52 AM	#3
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	funny joke! with the blondes we have here that joke could be about missouri, except for the part where the guy is salting the roads __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

12-31-08, 12:39 PM	#4
Lilmoosecountry BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,322	Ain't that the dang truth. salting the roads i mean!!! __________________ Live everyday as if it was your last & check your ego at the door!!! God is watching. Last edited by Lilmoosecountry; 12-31-08 at 03:10 PM.

01-02-09, 07:26 PM	#9
3dkicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spotsylvania, VA Posts: 4,483	Uh oh....don't be bringing up red heads and tempers on the site!!!! You don't know what you may be stirring up! __________________ Smitty www.smittystubes.com

12-31-08, 07:13 PM	#6
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	careful gang.....lisa was a blonde and c-rig...so is your better half. hahahahahaha

12-31-08, 10:48 PM	#7
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	Sorry Ladies, I was referring to my wife, she knows I was just teasing.

03-06-09, 10:05 PM	#10
fish2 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Bryan Ohio Posts: 141	sounds like something that would happen here in Columbus __________________ fish2 <><

03-07-09, 08:35 AM	#11
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	Oh took me a wile! I forgot about salt trucks. Man, I'm just a stupid southerner! Funny joke though! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

03-07-09, 06:46 PM	#12
fish2 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Bryan Ohio Posts: 141	BB sounds like those salt trucks will be back out again next week __________________ fish2 <><

03-08-09, 07:48 PM	#14
bassintom BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: washington(northwest) N.J. Posts: 3,958	A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde in a BMW for speeding.She asks for the womans license.The woman says"what does it look like?"The policewoman responds"it's small amd square and has your picture on it".The woman driver pulls out a small mirror and looks at it,then hands it to the policewoman.The policewoman looks at it and says"I didn't know you were a police officer too,you can go". __________________ A man's gotta believe in something...I believe I'll go fishing.

03-08-09, 07:49 PM	#15
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Roflmao, that is a great one there! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-09-09, 06:44 PM	#17
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	yeah i have heard that one before __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

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