You might be a fisherman if...

WatterBoy · 08-31-11, 10:23 PM

Not sure if this has been posted on this site before or not, but I ran across it on a MN fishing site earlier tonight and hadn't seen it before and thought some of them were funny. I don't know why, but the "palomar knot" and "four seasons" ones really crack me up.

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You might be a fisherman if...

You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.

You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".

You keep a flippin' stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.

You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".

You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.

You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.

You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.

You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.

Your kids know it's Saturday...because the boat is gone.

kennethdaysale · 09-01-11, 07:34 AM

You keep a senko tucked behind your ear instead of a pencil
Misplacing your hook hone sends you into a bigger panic than misplacing your wallet
Poachers make you angrier than shoplifters
Finding an empty jar of mayo while making a sandwitch is better than an empty bag of trick worms
You ALWAYS know the current water temp and moon phase
If your current copy of the BPS catalog isn't sitting in the basket by the toilet...you might as well just get up
If your wife gives you THE ULTIMATUM you immediatley find a good lawyer
You feel the urge to jack-slap a new boat buddy that reels a fish all the way to the rod tip and then foolishly tries to reach it (keystone cop-ish like)
Your heart aches and you just get your mind around the fact that 90% of the random people on the street will never hold a rod and reel in their hand.
You get tickled at the befuddled look on a strangers face when you tell them you really like using Gammi 3/0 EWG"S

I could sit here doing this for hours....but guess what? I've got to cut the grass before my trip to BPS to pick up a few bags of 1/16 Tungsten worm weights!!! Who am I kiddin you know good and well I'll problably need two hands to carry todays haul .booty, investment to the truck.

Bassboss · 09-02-11, 10:55 PM

lmao! Allot of those don't sounds all that un usual to me!

08-31-11, 10:23 PM	#1
WatterBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Owatonna, MN Posts: 2,280	You might be a fisherman if... Not sure if this has been posted on this site before or not, but I ran across it on a MN fishing site earlier tonight and hadn't seen it before and thought some of them were funny. I don't know why, but the "palomar knot" and "four seasons" ones really crack me up. ---------------------------------- You might be a fisherman if... You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener. Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat. You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter". You keep a flippin' stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with. You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude". You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp. You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family. You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing. You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot. You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting. You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage. Your kids know it's Saturday...because the boat is gone.

09-01-11, 07:34 AM	#2
kennethdaysale BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: rock hill, sc Posts: 2,315	You keep a senko tucked behind your ear instead of a pencil Misplacing your hook hone sends you into a bigger panic than misplacing your wallet Poachers make you angrier than shoplifters Finding an empty jar of mayo while making a sandwitch is better than an empty bag of trick worms You ALWAYS know the current water temp and moon phase If your current copy of the BPS catalog isn't sitting in the basket by the toilet...you might as well just get up If your wife gives you THE ULTIMATUM you immediatley find a good lawyer You feel the urge to jack-slap a new boat buddy that reels a fish all the way to the rod tip and then foolishly tries to reach it (keystone cop-ish like) Your heart aches and you just get your mind around the fact that 90% of the random people on the street will never hold a rod and reel in their hand. You get tickled at the befuddled look on a strangers face when you tell them you really like using Gammi 3/0 EWG"S I could sit here doing this for hours....but guess what? I've got to cut the grass before my trip to BPS to pick up a few bags of 1/16 Tungsten worm weights!!! Who am I kiddin you know good and well I'll problably need two hands to carry todays haul .booty, investment to the truck. __________________ Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

09-02-11, 10:55 PM	#3
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lmao! Allot of those don't sounds all that un usual to me! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

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