twas the night afore christmas

zooker · 12-25-05, 09:04 AM

all through my mom's house was rowdy bunch. my brother in law-one of them i don't know which yet-decided to taste test the $100 bottle of catus juice. my crew at work gave me.. it is a funny ball corkin system. he spilled 3 fingers on the floor. doh!!! i sprang from the conversation with my grand neice to see what the yellin was about. the catus juice done did eat FRIGGIN HOLE in the kitchin flooring. so come monday my broke butt will be at lowes hard ware buying new flooring... not only did it go throuh the tile flooring but also the vynal floorin beneath that.

it's some good stuff i tell ya

.. ummm mom merry christmas and don't step in the hole in your kitchen floor...till i get it fixed... yep i am going to spend new years looking for a second job to pay for the new floor...

zooker

lovinfishin9 · 12-26-05, 01:19 AM

Wow did that really happen. That sucks but its still pretty funny. lol just kidding.

Fishie · 12-26-05, 01:39 AM

Whats the proof on that stuff. White Lightning I think has a 180 proof.
Zooker don't take it with you on the lake. Last thing the world needs is some guy like you throwing cranks and stuff at birds and dancing and stuff on your deck.

JB · 12-26-05, 07:43 AM

zook,
Yer crew gives you a bottle of spirits that when spilled eats threw
flooring...what does that tell you?
Someone at works out to get yer job and get you out of the way...
Heres what you do.....when you go back to work you buy another bottle of the same firewater and make them each drink it!...could weed out the bad ones that came up with the idea of buying you "death in a bottle" rofl

Fishie · 12-26-05, 08:56 AM

UHH get that crap off here its discusting.

Pretty funny though. Yeah wonder what it does to your insides. Probably cleans you out. Or eats you out.

zooker · 12-26-05, 12:10 PM

lmao
it is some real smoooth tequila actually. definatly top shelf stuff $100 a liter stuff..

zooker

flfireman · 12-27-05, 01:32 PM

New marketing logo. Get ya drunk and strip that no wax floor youve been wanting to replace.

12-25-05, 09:04 AM	#1
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	twas the night afore christmas all through my mom's house was rowdy bunch. my brother in law-one of them i don't know which yet-decided to taste test the $100 bottle of catus juice. my crew at work gave me.. it is a funny ball corkin system. he spilled 3 fingers on the floor. doh!!! i sprang from the conversation with my grand neice to see what the yellin was about. the catus juice done did eat FRIGGIN HOLE in the kitchin flooring. so come monday my broke butt will be at lowes hard ware buying new flooring... not only did it go throuh the tile flooring but also the vynal floorin beneath that. it's some good stuff i tell ya .. ummm mom merry christmas and don't step in the hole in your kitchen floor...till i get it fixed... yep i am going to spend new years looking for a second job to pay for the new floor... zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

12-26-05, 01:19 AM	#2
lovinfishin9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Middletown, VA Posts: 566	Wow did that really happen. That sucks but its still pretty funny. lol just kidding. __________________ Take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked, take if off a cracker and throw it on a hook. :D :)

12-26-05, 01:39 AM	#3
Fishie BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,145	Whats the proof on that stuff. White Lightning I think has a 180 proof. Zooker don't take it with you on the lake. Last thing the world needs is some guy like you throwing cranks and stuff at birds and dancing and stuff on your deck. __________________ Kick some Bass

12-26-05, 08:56 AM	#5
Fishie BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,145	UHH get that crap off here its discusting. Pretty funny though. Yeah wonder what it does to your insides. Probably cleans you out. Or eats you out. __________________ Kick some Bass

12-26-05, 12:10 PM	#6
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	lmao it is some real smoooth tequila actually. definatly top shelf stuff $100 a liter stuff.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

12-26-05, 07:43 AM	#4
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	zook, Yer crew gives you a bottle of spirits that when spilled eats threw flooring...what does that tell you? Someone at works out to get yer job and get you out of the way... Heres what you do.....when you go back to work you buy another bottle of the same firewater and make them each drink it!...could weed out the bad ones that came up with the idea of buying you "death in a bottle" rofl

12-27-05, 01:32 PM	#7
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	New marketing logo. Get ya drunk and strip that no wax floor youve been wanting to replace. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

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