double vodkas

Jim80 · 06-23-08, 04:42 PM

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

BigBassin144 · 06-23-08, 09:47 PM

That's just wrong, but that was hilarious!!

BB

Fishbear · 06-23-08, 10:20 PM

I am afraid that double vodkas would not be enough...

Double Wild Turkey might work!!!!

Jim80 · 06-23-08, 11:04 PM

i'm a whiskey man myself .

Whup · 06-24-08, 08:29 AM

OMG!
I think i just peed myself.
LOL
That was funny!!!!!

06-23-08, 04:42 PM	#1
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	double vodkas A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!" __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

06-23-08, 09:47 PM	#2
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	That's just wrong, but that was hilarious!! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

06-23-08, 10:20 PM	#3
Fishbear BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winder, Georgia Posts: 136	I am afraid that double vodkas would not be enough... Double Wild Turkey might work!!!! __________________ There is a place for all of God's creatures. Right next to the potatoes and gravy!

06-23-08, 11:04 PM	#4
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	i'm a whiskey man myself . __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

06-24-08, 08:29 AM	#5
Whup BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pine Mountain,Ga. Posts: 75	OMG! I think i just peed myself. LOL That was funny!!!!!

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