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Ghetto spellin' bee
GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence . 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb! 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said *****. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, 'man, it look fake.' He say , 'Bull****, that watch israel .' 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, 'Do you plan on stain for dinner?' 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, 'how much?' she say 'fortify.' 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is :'OMELETTE' Let us use it in a sentence... 'I should pop yo *** fo FORWARDIN dis, but omelette dis one slide.'
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