why why why...

zooker · 05-27-06, 03:05 PM

why does it always rain when you are the farthest from the boat launch?

why do they only put thin sliced peppernoi on pizza?

why is it ya can catch a dozen keeper fish in practice. but can't seem to get 5 keepers during a tourny?

why is it a 5 year old can get a tv remote,a cell phone, 3 pair od socks,his sisters shoe and 5 match box cars to flush down a toilet?

why are vinnie weenies only good when fishin with crackers and a dew chaser?

why is the lure that is working the best always lost?

why do crank baits only come one to a pack? but worms come 12 +to a pack?

why does the bait monkey bite so dam HARD??

why do they make a 120 mintue long x-rated movie?

why dose mechicanly seperated chicken sound bad?

man i want to see the answer to some of these..

zooker

JB · 05-27-06, 06:00 PM

why does it always rain when you are the farthest from the boat launch?
"thats mother natures way of paying you back for peeing in the lake when you thought no one was lookin'
why do they only put thin sliced peppernoi on pizza?
pig lips and arses dont come cheap zooker, we slice em thin

why is it ya can catch a dozen keeper fish in practice. but can't seem to get 5 keepers during a tourny?
ya sore lipped em son! next time try barbless hooks and tell everyone ya got skunked, so don't follow me around tomorrow!
why is it a 5 year old can get a tv remote,a cell phone, 3 pair od socks,his sisters shoe and 5 match box cars to flush down a toilet?
its all science to them zooker, its a counterclockwise theory that I don't have time to explain

why are vinnie weenies only good when fishin with crackers and a dew chaser?
thats easy, every fishermen likes that "jell" on there fingers when the bite is slow, plus eating out of a mini can is indeed manly

why is the lure that is working the best always lost?
thats natures way of "selective harvesting" in other words you should have brought two of em to the lake you slacker

why do crank baits only come one to a pack? but worms come 12 +to a pack?
a union thing i am sure , plus worms are known to be groupies

why does the bait monkey bite so dam HARD??
its usually a sure sign that you're "not getting any" on the home front

why do they make a 120 mintue long x-rated movie?
like many other porn freak southerners, a thick callus develops and thus the 120 minutes is needed for our "hard core" porn vets to get off..
note: lady anglers usually don;t need a skin flix, the ovary channel
(lifetime) is always good for a cry, its a ying/yang issue zook.

why dose mechicanly seperated chicken sound bad?
its really the rooster that you're having feeling for zook, if he doesn't call back after 3 days, its best to quit dwelling on him, and having your heart broke

man i want to see the answer to some of these..

Marty · 05-27-06, 08:08 PM

Quote:

why do they make a 120 mintue long x-rated movie?

Isn't it obvious? Double the pleasure of a 60-minute movie.

05-27-06, 03:05 PM	#1
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	why why why... why does it always rain when you are the farthest from the boat launch? why do they only put thin sliced peppernoi on pizza? why is it ya can catch a dozen keeper fish in practice. but can't seem to get 5 keepers during a tourny? why is it a 5 year old can get a tv remote,a cell phone, 3 pair od socks,his sisters shoe and 5 match box cars to flush down a toilet? why are vinnie weenies only good when fishin with crackers and a dew chaser? why is the lure that is working the best always lost? why do crank baits only come one to a pack? but worms come 12 +to a pack? why does the bait monkey bite so dam HARD?? why do they make a 120 mintue long x-rated movie? why dose mechicanly seperated chicken sound bad? man i want to see the answer to some of these.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

05-27-06, 06:00 PM	#2
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	why does it always rain when you are the farthest from the boat launch? "thats mother natures way of paying you back for peeing in the lake when you thought no one was lookin' why do they only put thin sliced peppernoi on pizza? pig lips and arses dont come cheap zooker, we slice em thin why is it ya can catch a dozen keeper fish in practice. but can't seem to get 5 keepers during a tourny? ya sore lipped em son! next time try barbless hooks and tell everyone ya got skunked, so don't follow me around tomorrow! why is it a 5 year old can get a tv remote,a cell phone, 3 pair od socks,his sisters shoe and 5 match box cars to flush down a toilet? its all science to them zooker, its a counterclockwise theory that I don't have time to explain why are vinnie weenies only good when fishin with crackers and a dew chaser? thats easy, every fishermen likes that "jell" on there fingers when the bite is slow, plus eating out of a mini can is indeed manly why is the lure that is working the best always lost? thats natures way of "selective harvesting" in other words you should have brought two of em to the lake you slacker why do crank baits only come one to a pack? but worms come 12 +to a pack? a union thing i am sure , plus worms are known to be groupies why does the bait monkey bite so dam HARD?? its usually a sure sign that you're "not getting any" on the home front why do they make a 120 mintue long x-rated movie? like many other porn freak southerners, a thick callus develops and thus the 120 minutes is needed for our "hard core" porn vets to get off.. note: lady anglers usually don;t need a skin flix, the ovary channel (lifetime) is always good for a cry, its a ying/yang issue zook. why dose mechicanly seperated chicken sound bad? its really the rooster that you're having feeling for zook, if he doesn't call back after 3 days, its best to quit dwelling on him, and having your heart broke man i want to see the answer to some of these.. Last edited by JB; 05-27-06 at 06:38 PM.

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