Do you kiss you bass?

Bassboss · 02-28-09, 05:55 PM

Was wondering if y'all kiss fish?

I do, no mater the size....... if you see some red neck in Florida making out with a cat fish or bass, than that's me!

Well!

WTL · 02-28-09, 05:58 PM

Ever since that gimmick on Jimmy Houstons show, people do that. Its disgusting and probably not sanitary or sane.

If people want to do a gimmick they should develop their own instead of copying a fishing personality. The same goes for screaming "Son!" when you land a 2 pounder.

zooker · 02-28-09, 06:15 PM

nope but do know of one member here that umm french kisses his bass..

oh you know it is coming

wait fer it

wait fer it

here it is the famus zilla frenchin a poor bass

zooker

brushhog · 02-28-09, 06:16 PM

Kiss my ...? No I'm simply not that flexible!

fishin spro · 02-28-09, 06:20 PM

if its just fishin for fun, i simply smile and throw it back....never caught one bigger than about 3 lbs so i dont know what id do if i caught a biggun

in a tournament if it is a keeper, i always do a fist pump, and say what ever comes to mind....its usually "YES SIR!!!" or "YES MA"AM!!!!" i dont usually scream like mike ike but i do get pretty excited

Bassboss · 02-28-09, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brushhog

Kiss my ...? No I'm simply not that flexible!

LOL! that fernny

bamabassman · 02-28-09, 07:13 PM

well sometimes i do to piss off the wife. hahahaha, but no i normally don't.

Bassboss · 02-28-09, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bamabassman

well sometimes i do to piss off the wife. hahahaha, but no i normally don't.

Lemme guess, she wont kiss for for like a day after you kiss the fish right!

700th posts!!!

Woo hoo!

Aiken, you need to, keep up buddy!

Lancer6 · 02-28-09, 08:18 PM

I occasionally kiss a bass, but nevAr, evAr, during spawn. I don't wanna get tagged for child support, 'specially for ten thousand kids at a time.

L6

woody · 02-28-09, 08:25 PM

I might as well, She's always on my mind.

~Mark

aikenyounggun · 02-28-09, 08:31 PM

man what is up with bassboss challenging me to a post war.... im fishin not on the internet

aikenyounggun · 02-28-09, 08:33 PM

well i kiss my bass sometimes..... but i do kiss the big ones..... i go Ike when im pond fishing or when i catch a 2-4 pounder when tourney fishing...... but when i catch a 5+ pounder im so pumped up on adrenaline im just quiet and about ten minutes later im screaming

aikenyounggun · 02-28-09, 08:34 PM

dont you love the difference between pond and lake fishin

aikenyounggun · 02-28-09, 08:35 PM

boom heres 4 post bassboss ..... im not gonna catch up.... i fish too much

keithdog · 02-28-09, 09:13 PM

LMAO here Zooker, hahaha. Now thats funny right there!

MississippiBoy · 02-28-09, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bassboss

Was wondering if y'all kiss fish?

Short answer: NO

Long answer: HELL NO

CMorg · 02-28-09, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lancer6

I occasionally kiss a bass, but nevAr, evAr, during spawn. I don't wanna get tagged for child support, 'specially for ten thousand kids at a time.

L6

Dude , I dont really know you , but your the funniest MOFO on here !
Ive seen your other posts..

Bassboss · 02-28-09, 10:57 PM

Hay Aiken....

Bassboss · 02-28-09, 10:58 PM

.....Guess what....

Bassboss · 02-28-09, 10:58 PM

......I got two words for ya.......

Bassboss · 02-28-09, 10:59 PM

.....weekend angler!

On congrats on the 600th!

btw that was four too!

MrPhotographer06 · 02-28-09, 11:05 PM

haha i have my crap with me every day.. and whenver i can i hit the pond..

and i normally kiss the larger ones..

and i scream and yell and everything else when i catch a 2+ fish..

yall shoulda seen me dancing around with my 3.5 PB

BassBandit · 02-28-09, 11:06 PM

Do I kiss my bass? No, I'm not a Jimmy Houston wannabe.

jooleyen · 02-28-09, 11:11 PM

I don't remember ever kissing a bass. I shake the bass's hand like a man; I don't kiss it.

Edit: Well I would literally shake it's hand if it had one, so I guess I just shake its face and entire body.

rangerryan · 02-28-09, 11:47 PM

oh yeah i slip one some tongue on occasion but only when noones around. haha

02-28-09, 05:55 PM	#1
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	Do you kiss you bass? Was wondering if y'all kiss fish? I do, no mater the size....... if you see some red neck in Florida making out with a cat fish or bass, than that's me! Well! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

02-28-09, 05:58 PM	#2
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	Ever since that gimmick on Jimmy Houstons show, people do that. Its disgusting and probably not sanitary or sane. If people want to do a gimmick they should develop their own instead of copying a fishing personality. The same goes for screaming "Son!" when you land a 2 pounder. __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

02-28-09, 06:15 PM	#3
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	nope but do know of one member here that umm french kisses his bass.. oh you know it is coming wait fer it wait fer it here it is the famus zilla frenchin a poor bass zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

02-28-09, 06:16 PM	#4
brushhog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Whitesboro, NY Posts: 1,222	Kiss my ...? No I'm simply not that flexible! __________________ 3/4 of the Earth's surface is water and 1/4 is land. Clearly god wants me to fish, not mow the lawn.

02-28-09, 07:13 PM	#7
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	well sometimes i do to piss off the wife. hahahaha, but no i normally don't. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

02-28-09, 06:20 PM	#5
fishin spro BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: sumter county lip ripper Posts: 500	if its just fishin for fun, i simply smile and throw it back....never caught one bigger than about 3 lbs so i dont know what id do if i caught a biggun in a tournament if it is a keeper, i always do a fist pump, and say what ever comes to mind....its usually "YES SIR!!!" or "YES MA"AM!!!!" i dont usually scream like mike ike but i do get pretty excited

02-28-09, 08:18 PM	#9
Lancer6 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 734	I occasionally kiss a bass, but nevAr, evAr, during spawn. I don't wanna get tagged for child support, 'specially for ten thousand kids at a time. L6

02-28-09, 08:25 PM	#10
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	I might as well, She's always on my mind. ~Mark

02-28-09, 08:31 PM	#11
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	man what is up with bassboss challenging me to a post war.... im fishin not on the internet __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

02-28-09, 08:33 PM	#12
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	well i kiss my bass sometimes..... but i do kiss the big ones..... i go Ike when im pond fishing or when i catch a 2-4 pounder when tourney fishing...... but when i catch a 5+ pounder im so pumped up on adrenaline im just quiet and about ten minutes later im screaming __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

02-28-09, 08:34 PM	#13
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	dont you love the difference between pond and lake fishin __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

02-28-09, 08:35 PM	#14
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	boom heres 4 post bassboss ..... im not gonna catch up.... i fish too much __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

02-28-09, 09:13 PM	#15
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	LMAO here Zooker, hahaha. Now thats funny right there!

02-28-09, 10:57 PM	#18
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	Hay Aiken.... __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

02-28-09, 10:58 PM	#19
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	.....Guess what.... __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

02-28-09, 10:58 PM	#20
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	......I got two words for ya....... __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

02-28-09, 10:59 PM	#21
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	.....weekend angler! On congrats on the 600th! btw that was four too! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

02-28-09, 11:05 PM	#22
MrPhotographer06 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 2,096	haha i have my crap with me every day.. and whenver i can i hit the pond.. and i normally kiss the larger ones.. and i scream and yell and everything else when i catch a 2+ fish.. yall shoulda seen me dancing around with my 3.5 PB __________________ For Those I Love, I will Sacrifice: US Army since 2012

02-28-09, 11:06 PM	#23
BassBandit BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Kernersville, NC Posts: 430	Do I kiss my bass? No, I'm not a Jimmy Houston wannabe.

02-28-09, 11:11 PM	#24
jooleyen BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,509	I don't remember ever kissing a bass. I shake the bass's hand like a man; I don't kiss it. Edit: Well I would literally shake it's hand if it had one, so I guess I just shake its face and entire body.

02-28-09, 11:47 PM	#25
rangerryan BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ponca City, ok Posts: 432	oh yeah i slip one some tongue on occasion but only when noones around. haha

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