Words Women Use

JB · 10-07-06, 08:15 AM

WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES ~ If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING ~ This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD ~ This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay"means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER ~ It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

adamgambill · 10-07-06, 10:23 AM

So true jb.

Bo Dale James Jr. · 10-07-06, 04:58 PM

Jb you are a wise.....man!!!

bassguy2004 · 10-08-06, 01:02 PM

I think my wife has used everyone of those words when talking to me but I don't remember because I was watching a baseball game on the tube. I thought I heard something like blah, blah, blah, garbage, blah, blah, blah, windows. I just don't remember.

zooker · 10-08-06, 02:13 PM

trust me i hear ALL of them repeatedly.. when you hear more than 3 in a single breath duck!.. remove your self for the next 3-5 days to your buddy's house..cause it aint calming down short of then..

zooker

Rebbasser · 10-08-06, 03:02 PM

Yep. Been there, done that, and still carry some of the scars

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WTL · 10-08-06, 09:01 PM

Lol, its funny cause its true...

flfireman · 10-08-06, 11:43 PM

Been there done that. That's why I love the job. If I make it through the night I got 24 hours away. Hopefully, she forgot about it or has calmed enough. Then I can start all over again.

10-07-06, 08:15 AM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Words Women Use WORDS WOMEN USE FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES ~ If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING ~ This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD ~ This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay"means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER ~ It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

10-07-06, 10:23 AM	#2
adamgambill BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: West Columbia, TX Posts: 375	So true jb. __________________ Anyone who has a problem with getting a truck dirty shoul trade for a Volkswagon and a pair of panties.

10-07-06, 04:58 PM	#3
Bo Dale James Jr. BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jerseyville,IL Posts: 596	Jb you are a wise.....man!!! __________________ *Got time to breathe, got time to fish!*

10-08-06, 01:02 PM	#4
bassguy2004 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Santa Rosa, California Posts: 317	I think my wife has used everyone of those words when talking to me but I don't remember because I was watching a baseball game on the tube. I thought I heard something like blah, blah, blah, garbage, blah, blah, blah, windows. I just don't remember. __________________ Show me the water, I will fish. Redwood Empire Bass Club

10-08-06, 02:13 PM	#5
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	trust me i hear ALL of them repeatedly.. when you hear more than 3 in a single breath duck!.. remove your self for the next 3-5 days to your buddy's house..cause it aint calming down short of then.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-08-06, 03:02 PM	#6
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,141	Yep. Been there, done that, and still carry some of the scars . __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

10-08-06, 09:01 PM	#7
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	Lol, its funny cause its true... __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

10-08-06, 11:43 PM	#8
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	Been there done that. That's why I love the job. If I make it through the night I got 24 hours away. Hopefully, she forgot about it or has calmed enough. Then I can start all over again. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

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