10-09-08, 12:39 PM
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Invest wisely
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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10-09-08, 12:51 PM
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lol, instant internet classic.
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10-09-08, 07:15 PM
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LMAO, now thats funny right thar!!!
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10-09-08, 10:54 PM
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and oh soo true!!! i don't drink beer, but... i am a coka-cola holic!! and yes i save all my cans. gotta feed that dang ol monkey somehow. lmao.
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10-10-08, 02:19 AM
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10-10-08, 05:34 PM
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Thats my kinda investment .
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10-10-08, 06:17 PM
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Haha, all over the country guys are gonna cite that to their wives each day when they bring home a case.
Kinda reminds me of my grandfather, who used to cite the doctor saying that wine was good for his heart when we chided him over his drinkin - and according to his logic if wine was good, Old Forrester was better!
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10-10-08, 06:37 PM
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I need to go make an investment...
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