A man in North Carolina......

1/4 stick · 03-30-10, 08:35 PM

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

Cavs1123 · 03-30-10, 08:40 PM

thats funny 1/4 sick!

BassinNC · 03-30-10, 09:54 PM

Yeah buddy that funny stuff.

1/4 stick · 03-30-10, 10:44 PM

Thanks, wish I was the won who wrote it. Ont another?

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Justin2729 · 03-31-10, 12:02 AM

Rofl, good one.

Cavs1123 · 03-31-10, 02:49 PM

thats another good one!

MallenManson · 03-31-10, 06:48 PM

Haha! I like the 2nd one best

03-30-10, 08:35 PM	#1
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	A man in North Carolina...... A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither." __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

03-30-10, 08:40 PM	#2
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	thats funny 1/4 sick! __________________ Tom

03-30-10, 09:54 PM	#3
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	Yeah buddy that funny stuff. __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

03-30-10, 10:44 PM	#4
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Thanks, wish I was the won who wrote it. Ont another? A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?" __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

03-31-10, 02:49 PM	#6
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	thats another good one! __________________ Tom

03-31-10, 12:02 AM	#5
Justin2729 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Annville, Kentucky Posts: 342	Rofl, good one.

03-31-10, 06:48 PM	#7
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Haha! I like the 2nd one best __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

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