Chuck Norris Jokes

CMorg · 03-08-09, 06:44 PM

Dont ask me why , but I love those chuck norris jokes...
Heres a couple

http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

CMorg · 03-08-09, 06:46 PM

And some more..

http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

bamabassman · 03-08-09, 07:41 PM

hahaha, gooduns cmorg.

MississippiBoy · 03-08-09, 09:55 PM

Chuck Norris is 1/4 Native American. It had nothing to do with his bloodline. The man ate a $%&@*!$ Indian.

Love of the Sport · 03-08-09, 09:59 PM

Follow these directions...
type "Find chuck norris" into google. Click the i'm feeling lucky button. Read the red writing.

CMorg · 03-08-09, 10:18 PM

Ahhahaha , thats awsome... I wonder if chuck likes all these jokes about him ?

Bassboss · 03-09-09, 11:16 AM

I seen the facts on him!

Funny ah!

Jim80 · 03-09-09, 07:22 PM

I once heard that he was fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head . not that it would work not even he would be able to sneak up on himself .

jim

CMorg · 03-09-09, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim80

I once heard that he was fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head . not that it would work not even he would be able to sneak up on himself .

jim

hahaha , I love em....

Jim80 · 03-09-09, 08:19 PM

I used to have a 2 section poster that had the top 100 norris jokes on it

Jim

WTL · 03-09-09, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CMorg

Ahhahaha , thats awsome... I wonder if chuck likes all these jokes about him ?

He was on Glenn Beck recently and played around with the jokes. He's a cool guy, realizes its a good fun.

Love of the Sport · 03-09-09, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTL

He was on Glenn Beck recently and played around with the jokes. He's a cool guy, realizes its a good fun.

I guess it doesn't hurt that all the jokes are about how bad *** he is.

bamabassman · 03-09-09, 10:24 PM

to tell ya the truth, even at 60 yrs of age... i STILL wouldn't pick a fight with him. he was and is a bad azz feller.

Bubba_Bruiser · 03-13-09, 09:41 PM

MississippiBoy · 03-18-09, 05:12 PM

Jedi call on the Force.

The Force calls on Chuck Norris...

03-08-09, 06:44 PM	#1
CMorg BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Southern , IN Posts: 1,832	Chuck Norris Jokes Dont ask me why , but I love those chuck norris jokes... Heres a couple http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

03-08-09, 07:41 PM	#3
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahaha, gooduns cmorg. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-09-09, 11:16 AM	#7
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	I seen the facts on him! Funny ah! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

03-09-09, 07:22 PM	#8
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	I once heard that he was fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head . not that it would work not even he would be able to sneak up on himself . jim __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

03-09-09, 08:19 PM	#10
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	I used to have a 2 section poster that had the top 100 norris jokes on it Jim __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

03-08-09, 06:46 PM	#2
CMorg BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Southern , IN Posts: 1,832	And some more.. http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

03-08-09, 09:55 PM	#4
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Chuck Norris is 1/4 Native American. It had nothing to do with his bloodline. The man ate a $%&@*!$ Indian.

03-08-09, 09:59 PM	#5
Love of the Sport BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Baton Rouge Louisiana Posts: 236	Follow these directions... type "Find chuck norris" into google. Click the i'm feeling lucky button. Read the red writing.

03-08-09, 10:18 PM	#6
CMorg BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Southern , IN Posts: 1,832	Ahhahaha , thats awsome... I wonder if chuck likes all these jokes about him ?

03-09-09, 10:24 PM	#13
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	to tell ya the truth, even at 60 yrs of age... i STILL wouldn't pick a fight with him. he was and is a bad azz feller. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-13-09, 09:41 PM	#14
Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	__________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

03-18-09, 05:12 PM	#15
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Jedi call on the Force. The Force calls on Chuck Norris... __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

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