Blondes and Ice Fishing

Buckeyefishing · 03-13-09, 07:55 PM

For some of you guys that need a laugh.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject and,finally getting all the necessary tools together,
she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool,she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky,a voice boomed," There Are No Fish Under The Ice."

Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a cup of Cappuccino and began
To cut yet another whole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"There Are No Fish Under The Ice."

The blonde,now worried,moved clear down to the end of the ice. She set up her stool
once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more.
"There Are No Fish Under The Ice."

She stopped,looked skyward,and asked, "Is that you Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."

aikenyounggun · 03-14-09, 03:46 PM

ohhhhh thats pretty funny..... "is that you god?" .... thats great.... wish god would tell me where to fish

bamabassman · 03-14-09, 08:04 PM

hahaha, that is another good un. c-rig...uuummm does britney read these? hahahaha. told lisa this one, yea she got it after a minute. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bassboss · 03-16-09, 08:24 PM

lol! That's good!

Culln5 · 03-17-09, 11:33 AM

LOL....

sharpe012010 · 03-17-09, 11:17 PM

lol too funny

Bassboss · 03-19-09, 08:50 AM

I showed this to pops! He loved it, I bet the whole world knows now!

03-13-09, 07:55 PM	#1
Buckeyefishing BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canton,Ohio Posts: 45	Blondes and Ice Fishing For some of you guys that need a laugh. A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and,finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool,she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky,a voice boomed," There Are No Fish Under The Ice." Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a cup of Cappuccino and began To cut yet another whole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "There Are No Fish Under The Ice." The blonde,now worried,moved clear down to the end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more. "There Are No Fish Under The Ice." She stopped,looked skyward,and asked, "Is that you Lord?" The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the hockey rink." Last edited by Buckeyefishing; 03-13-09 at 08:10 PM.

03-14-09, 03:46 PM	#2
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	ohhhhh thats pretty funny..... "is that you god?" .... thats great.... wish god would tell me where to fish __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

03-14-09, 08:04 PM	#3
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahaha, that is another good un. c-rig...uuummm does britney read these? hahahaha. told lisa this one, yea she got it after a minute. HAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-16-09, 08:24 PM	#4
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lol! That's good! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

03-17-09, 11:33 AM	#5
Culln5 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 139	LOL.... __________________ George - GEO Industries

03-17-09, 11:17 PM	#6
sharpe012010 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: tuscaloosa, alabama Posts: 112	lol too funny __________________ Cant catch em sittin at home... Total # bass 09: 125 Largest 09: 8.6 lb

03-19-09, 08:50 AM	#7
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	I showed this to pops! He loved it, I bet the whole world knows now! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

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