Joke of the day

MississippiBoy · 03-07-13, 05:16 PM

A young wanna-be gunfighter walks into a saloon, and notices an old man sitting at the bar nursing a beer. He recognizes the old man as a famous ex-gunfighter who was known as the fastest gun in the West years ago.
He walks up to the old man, buys him a beer, tells him of his aspirations to be a quick-draw specialist, and asks if he has any advice for him.
The old man looks him up and down, and says, "Well, first thing is, you're wearing your gun too high. Drop it a couple inches so you don't have to bend your elbow so much to draw."
So the young buck adjusts his gunbelt a little lower. He draws his gun, and shoots the bowtie off of the piano player's neck in one lightening fast motion.
The old man nods. "Not bad," he says. "Now, cut a notch out of the holster where the hammer touches it. That'll smooth out your draw a lot."
The youngster gets out his knife and cuts out a little notch so that the hammer is clear of the leather. He then draws again, shooting the cufflinks off of the piano player's wrists.
"Ok, now see that barrel of axle grease over by the end of the bar? Get a handful of it and rub it on your gun."
The younger man is confused, but figures the old man knows what he's talking about, so he smears some grease on the barrel of his gun.
"No, son, cover the WHOLE gun with it."
The would-be gunfighter says, "But, that'll make the grip and all too slippery to hold on to. What good is that?"
The wise old man says, "That way, it won't hurt as much once Wyatt Earp gets finished playing the piano and shoves that gun up your @$$....."

nofearengineer · 03-07-13, 07:39 PM

HAHA. That's a good one.

I'm gonna steal it for FB.

Bassin' Gal · 03-07-13, 08:26 PM

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

bamabassman · 03-07-13, 09:40 PM

lol............................

joedog · 03-07-13, 09:51 PM

Good share!

Old Hooker · 03-09-13, 07:25 PM

Nothing like a Colt suppository!

03-07-13, 05:16 PM	#1
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Joke of the day A young wanna-be gunfighter walks into a saloon, and notices an old man sitting at the bar nursing a beer. He recognizes the old man as a famous ex-gunfighter who was known as the fastest gun in the West years ago. He walks up to the old man, buys him a beer, tells him of his aspirations to be a quick-draw specialist, and asks if he has any advice for him. The old man looks him up and down, and says, "Well, first thing is, you're wearing your gun too high. Drop it a couple inches so you don't have to bend your elbow so much to draw." So the young buck adjusts his gunbelt a little lower. He draws his gun, and shoots the bowtie off of the piano player's neck in one lightening fast motion. The old man nods. "Not bad," he says. "Now, cut a notch out of the holster where the hammer touches it. That'll smooth out your draw a lot." The youngster gets out his knife and cuts out a little notch so that the hammer is clear of the leather. He then draws again, shooting the cufflinks off of the piano player's wrists. "Ok, now see that barrel of axle grease over by the end of the bar? Get a handful of it and rub it on your gun." The younger man is confused, but figures the old man knows what he's talking about, so he smears some grease on the barrel of his gun. "No, son, cover the WHOLE gun with it." The would-be gunfighter says, "But, that'll make the grip and all too slippery to hold on to. What good is that?" The wise old man says, "That way, it won't hurt as much once Wyatt Earp gets finished playing the piano and shoves that gun up your @$$....." __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

03-07-13, 07:39 PM	#2
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	HAHA. That's a good one. I'm gonna steal it for FB. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

03-07-13, 09:40 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	lol............................ __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-07-13, 09:51 PM	#5
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Good share! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

03-09-13, 07:25 PM	#6
Old Hooker BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Shadow of the Smokys, East Tennessee Posts: 249	Nothing like a Colt suppository! __________________ To fish or not to fish. What a stupid question! -Jim

03-07-13, 08:26 PM	#3
Bassin' Gal BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 387	Ouch, ouch, ouch!

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