little voice

Jim80 · 07-09-08, 08:59 PM

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.'' A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.
As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?''
The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.''

BigBassin144 · 07-09-08, 09:51 PM

hahahaha! another good one man!

BB

frogfisher · 07-09-08, 09:51 PM

you just keep em comin dont you?

Buzz Wing · 07-10-08, 10:59 PM

Watch it, BigBassin!

Jim is taken all the good jokes!

bamabassman · 07-10-08, 11:56 PM

where do you get these jim? funny as he#$!!!

07-09-08, 08:59 PM	#1
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	little voice A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.'' A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders. As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?'' The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.'' __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

07-09-08, 09:51 PM	#2
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	hahahaha! another good one man! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

07-09-08, 09:51 PM	#3
frogfisher BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: MD Posts: 139	you just keep em comin dont you?

07-10-08, 10:59 PM	#4
Buzz Wing BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hudson, MI Posts: 1,219	Watch it, BigBassin! Jim is taken all the good jokes!

07-10-08, 11:56 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	where do you get these jim? funny as he#$!!!

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