The Schitt Family tree.

[CarpMan]

Most people here work at the fertilizer factory over on Coal Ridge. And if you’re not familiar with this area then you probably don’t know Jack Schitt! I done some research and found that he is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.. O Schitt the fertilizer maginate, married Awe ****t, who is the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc..In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep and Dip Schitt...Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock...Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.And it won’t be long until she will have a little Schitt...So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the Schitt family tree...

[flbassman]

LMAO! That Bull Schitt sure is funny!