Pros using the bathroom

[Nitro 640]

Originally Posted by bamabassman

or it at least has to have a rod holder.

Ok, dirty thoughts will stop there.
Miss, oh never mind. Dirty mind here.

[JustFishing]

hahahahhaha. funny question, i never thought about it though. thats good.

[Basscrazie]

Originally Posted by mont_lunker_hunter

Did you hear the one about the guide on lake fork who carried a couple out one day? The lady had to go, but didn't want to have to run all the way back so the guide said, well if you gotta go just go in the live well. She said no at first but after a while she couldn't help it...the guide heard "bloop...bloopbloop....".

Now that is funny.

[flfireman]

I usually just tie 50# power pro, wrap 30 feet of line and tie a jig on. That way I keep fishing while Im relieving. For the other, I troll over to somebody else's boat and go off the side, that way it doesn't mess up my fishing area. TP is a must on the boat, just be careful there's no floating logs nearby while you are dropping logs. Gators have a fascination with bright white objects.

[Whup]

Originally Posted by Lancer6

All this chit-chat about HOW to relieve one's self, whether it be #1 or #3 (Just try to #2 without #1-ing, smarty!) is fine but often the difficulties arise pertinent to WHERE. Some lakes are lined with homes, docks, etc, often the property of those who think they own the water and are eager and atip for the opportunity to, falsely or otherwise, report indecent exposure.
Add to that the pros' common problem of being surrounded by spectator boats loaded with gawkers, some being female and/or minors.
I recall one ridiculously foggy morn at Medina Lake TX when I had to offload superfluous fluids and RIGHT NOW! I stood on the deck as the boat drifted slowly, propelled by a gentle zephyr and let fly a copious consignment of pre-owned kawfee.
Now, as most here will admit, a breakfast of kawfee and burritos will cause flatulence. In the instance I relate that was indeed the case. Accordingly, I accompanied the sound of fluid landing in fluid with sporadic crepitations.
Scarcely had this odd duet ended when, from less than 30' feet away, and unseen due the fog, came a chorus of cheers and applause, obviously from someone's cabin porch or dock.
Sound, as we know, is amplified under such meteorological circumstances.
Unseen, and determined to remain so, I caused the boat to hum quickly away, further into the mist.

L6

Ok...I'm sorry this post will bump this old thread but,when I got to Lancers post I laughed so hard I almost fell outa my chair(and I'm at work lol)Lancer you have a gift with words.
I'll stop now...starting to tear up, hard to see the screen LMAO!

[carolina-rig-01]

Originally Posted by Whup

Ok...I'm sorry this post will bump this old thread but,when I got to Lancers post I laughed so hard I almost fell outa my chair(and I'm at work lol)Lancer you have a gift with words.
I'll stop now...starting to tear up, hard to see the screen LMAO!

yeah that is pretty damn funny.

[bamabassman]

yea bender, i laugh at most every thing l6 posts.