Pros using the bathroom - Page 2

Bryan · 02-20-09, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin

Bryan showed me this handy little contraption one day out on the golf course... Perhaps there is a fishing rod version.

HA! If there's a fishing rod version I'm gonna have to get the 8' flippin stick!

jooleyen · 02-20-09, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin

Bryan showed me this handy little contraption one day out on the golf course... Perhaps there is a fishing rod version.

That's awesome and brilliant.

Bassboss · 02-20-09, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin

Bryan showed me this handy little contraption one day out on the golf course... Perhaps there is a fishing rod version.

lol

that's good!!

Bassboss · 02-20-09, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan

HA! If there's a fishing rod version I'm gonna have to get the 8' flippin stick!

Get me a surf rod (10-20 feet the 20' version)!

Bassboss · 02-20-09, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BassinBrits

Never seen a lady standing peeing against a tree just like a man?

The following, and others similar products are designed for sportswomen to stand whilst peeing.

I post this to hopefully assist any lady members who also wants to easily pee over the side and are not aware of the product.

http://www.femalefreedom.ca/product.htm

My dad blocks it under the category "pornography???"

What up with that?

BassinBrits · 02-21-09, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Bassboss

My dad blocks it under the category "pornography???"

What up with that?

Don't worry. Being a male the item shown is no use to you and is definitely not pornographic. It's just a specially shaped cardboard funnel. So don't worry Bassboss - you haven't missed anything

islandbass · 02-23-09, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin

Now that's just plain funny!

How about a jar? Anyway, if I were fishing from a boat, I think that I would be so focused that my body wouldn't even consider going until I got back to the dock. Kind of like when it comes to eating. I don't eat when I fish.

jooleyen · 02-23-09, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by islandbass

Now that's just plain funny!

How about a jar? Anyway, if I were fishing from a boat, I think that I would be so focused that my body wouldn't even consider going until I got back to the dock. Kind of like when it comes to eating. I don't eat when I fish.

Yeah, but both are bad for you.

MrPhotographer06 · 02-23-09, 10:38 PM

i make sure i hit the john before i leave for the water.. and dont eat any good food while your out there..

i have taken a piss while out there though

Joel · 02-24-09, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPhotographer06

i make sure i hit the john before i leave for the water.. and dont eat any good food while your out there..

i have taken a piss while out there though

I eat breakfast on the way to one of our boats. In the colder weather I bring a thermos of hot coffee, and in the summer months I bring a gallon of cold water or Ice tea that has been 1/3 frozen. We bring lunch and snacks.

MrPhotographer06 · 02-24-09, 08:30 PM

during hunting season i take a half frozen bottle of water to the stand.. i fill it halfway and then freeze it, then fill the rest up and it melts as the day progresses..

i've never lake fished so idk what its like.. but i'm almost there

bamabassman · 02-24-09, 08:36 PM

water? half frozen water? naaaaaawwwwww, either coka-colas or mountain dews in my rig, lmao. lisa takes care of the water thang. i can't drink the stuff, no flava,hahahaha. no caffiene, no kick. don't allow beer or nuthn. just cokes, dews and whatever else you want besides alcahol.

bamabassman · 02-24-09, 08:37 PM

oh yea. almost forgot. i gots ta have my FROZEN reeses cups too. hahahaha. breakfast of champions friends.

MrPhotographer06 · 02-24-09, 08:39 PM

when we fish ponds.. i normally throw a bottle of water in the truck for the ride and pick up a coke and then we get a couple bags of doritos or m&m's..

but on the lake i'm deff. taking my buddys idea..

Ravioli, potted meat, vienas and saltines and cokes

Foyt20 · 02-25-09, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

oh yea. almost forgot. i gots ta have my FROZEN reeses cups too. hahahaha. breakfast of champions friends.

Mmmmmm reeses cups......... In any form.

Bassboss · 02-25-09, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BassinBrits

Don't worry. Being a male the item shown is no use to you and is definitely not pornographic. It's just a specially shaped cardboard funnel. So don't worry Bassboss - you haven't missed anything

Ya thanks, I saw it, the fire wall did not block it this time. all I can say about it is........ it's a weird, yet smart idea?

garry_3000 · 03-03-09, 04:43 PM

Just pull you pants down and hang it out the side of the boat eather #1 or #2 seen it do way to many times. I just try and go #2 before I leave the ramp you can do #1 anytime as long as your not bashfull.

Foyt20 · 03-03-09, 08:54 PM

its all about being bashfull or not. Really it just depends on if i have TP and where i will go.

doc · 03-04-09, 01:10 PM

allways keep a roll of tp in the boat.

Lancer6 · 03-05-09, 07:59 AM

All this chit-chat about HOW to relieve one's self, whether it be #1 or #3 (Just try to #2 without #1-ing, smarty!) is fine but often the difficulties arise pertinent to WHERE. Some lakes are lined with homes, docks, etc, often the property of those who think they own the water and are eager and atip for the opportunity to, falsely or otherwise, report indecent exposure.
Add to that the pros' common problem of being surrounded by spectator boats loaded with gawkers, some being female and/or minors.
I recall one ridiculously foggy morn at Medina Lake TX when I had to offload superfluous fluids and RIGHT NOW! I stood on the deck as the boat drifted slowly, propelled by a gentle zephyr and let fly a copious consignment of pre-owned kawfee.
Now, as most here will admit, a breakfast of kawfee and burritos will cause flatulence. In the instance I relate that was indeed the case. Accordingly, I accompanied the sound of fluid landing in fluid with sporadic crepitations.
Scarcely had this odd duet ended when, from less than 30' feet away, and unseen due the fog, came a chorus of cheers and applause, obviously from someone's cabin porch or dock.
Sound, as we know, is amplified under such meteorological circumstances.
Unseen, and determined to remain so, I caused the boat to hum quickly away, further into the mist.

L6

Nitro 640 · 03-05-09, 12:56 PM

Well, guys sounds like we don't know besides using a diaper. Good for #1 but I wouldn't #2 in it no matter how much I'm getting paid!!
So does anyone know???
In basketball, they get subed out and go to the locker room, but these guys can't do that. So what does it say in the rules? Got to have something. Sponsors would have to drop a guy like KVD for hanging his as@ out the side of the boat if caught.

BassBandit · 03-05-09, 01:12 PM

Inside

Foyt20 · 03-05-09, 03:43 PM

^^^^^Nice suggestion

Lilmoosecountry · 03-05-09, 05:33 PM

I hope that thing has room for a magzine rack.

bamabassman · 03-05-09, 07:07 PM

or it at least has to have a rod holder.

02-23-09, 10:38 PM	#34
MrPhotographer06 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 2,096	i make sure i hit the john before i leave for the water.. and dont eat any good food while your out there.. i have taken a piss while out there though __________________ For Those I Love, I will Sacrifice: US Army since 2012

02-24-09, 08:30 PM	#36
MrPhotographer06 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 2,096	during hunting season i take a half frozen bottle of water to the stand.. i fill it halfway and then freeze it, then fill the rest up and it melts as the day progresses.. i've never lake fished so idk what its like.. but i'm almost there __________________ For Those I Love, I will Sacrifice: US Army since 2012

02-24-09, 08:36 PM	#37
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	water? half frozen water? naaaaaawwwwww, either coka-colas or mountain dews in my rig, lmao. lisa takes care of the water thang. i can't drink the stuff, no flava,hahahaha. no caffiene, no kick. don't allow beer or nuthn. just cokes, dews and whatever else you want besides alcahol. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

02-24-09, 08:37 PM	#38
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	oh yea. almost forgot. i gots ta have my FROZEN reeses cups too. hahahaha. breakfast of champions friends. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

02-24-09, 08:39 PM	#39
MrPhotographer06 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 2,096	when we fish ponds.. i normally throw a bottle of water in the truck for the ride and pick up a coke and then we get a couple bags of doritos or m&m's.. but on the lake i'm deff. taking my buddys idea.. Ravioli, potted meat, vienas and saltines and cokes __________________ For Those I Love, I will Sacrifice: US Army since 2012

03-03-09, 04:43 PM	#42
garry_3000 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: indianapolis, in Posts: 267	Just pull you pants down and hang it out the side of the boat eather #1 or #2 seen it do way to many times. I just try and go #2 before I leave the ramp you can do #1 anytime as long as your not bashfull. __________________ BETWEEN THE BAITMONKEY AND MY WIFE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SAVE MONEY OH WELL

03-03-09, 08:54 PM	#43
Foyt20 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: R-Ville, Central NJ Posts: 265	its all about being bashfull or not. Really it just depends on if i have TP and where i will go.

03-04-09, 01:10 PM	#44
doc BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,134	allways keep a roll of tp in the boat.

03-05-09, 07:59 AM	#45
Lancer6 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 734	All this chit-chat about HOW to relieve one's self, whether it be #1 or #3 (Just try to #2 without #1-ing, smarty!) is fine but often the difficulties arise pertinent to WHERE. Some lakes are lined with homes, docks, etc, often the property of those who think they own the water and are eager and atip for the opportunity to, falsely or otherwise, report indecent exposure. Add to that the pros' common problem of being surrounded by spectator boats loaded with gawkers, some being female and/or minors. I recall one ridiculously foggy morn at Medina Lake TX when I had to offload superfluous fluids and RIGHT NOW! I stood on the deck as the boat drifted slowly, propelled by a gentle zephyr and let fly a copious consignment of pre-owned kawfee. Now, as most here will admit, a breakfast of kawfee and burritos will cause flatulence. In the instance I relate that was indeed the case. Accordingly, I accompanied the sound of fluid landing in fluid with sporadic crepitations. Scarcely had this odd duet ended when, from less than 30' feet away, and unseen due the fog, came a chorus of cheers and applause, obviously from someone's cabin porch or dock. Sound, as we know, is amplified under such meteorological circumstances. Unseen, and determined to remain so, I caused the boat to hum quickly away, further into the mist. L6

03-05-09, 12:56 PM	#46
Nitro 640 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Caledonia, MI Posts: 253	Well, guys sounds like we don't know besides using a diaper. Good for #1 but I wouldn't #2 in it no matter how much I'm getting paid!! So does anyone know??? In basketball, they get subed out and go to the locker room, but these guys can't do that. So what does it say in the rules? Got to have something. Sponsors would have to drop a guy like KVD for hanging his as@ out the side of the boat if caught.

03-05-09, 01:12 PM	#47
BassBandit BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Kernersville, NC Posts: 430	Inside

03-05-09, 03:43 PM	#48
Foyt20 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: R-Ville, Central NJ Posts: 265	^^^^^Nice suggestion

03-05-09, 05:33 PM	#49
Lilmoosecountry BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,322	I hope that thing has room for a magzine rack. __________________ Live everyday as if it was your last & check your ego at the door!!! God is watching.

03-05-09, 07:07 PM	#50
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	or it at least has to have a rod holder. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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