Fishing Quotes

BoyoBoyle · 10-29-09, 03:34 PM

I found a book of Fishing quotes for a few bucks and got it.

Here a few of my favorites i can remember from it

"My biggest fear is that when I die, my wife will sell all of my fishing gear for what I told her I paid for it."

"I can't think of anything in the world better than sex and fishing, unless that is, it's fishing and sex."

doc · 10-29-09, 03:50 PM

I caught one outta that lake last week that was so big the water dropped 3 inches when I landed him.

bamabassman · 10-29-09, 06:45 PM

yea doc...then i caught his momma! lake went dry then, hahahahahhahaha.

woody · 10-29-09, 08:53 PM

Does anyone know where I can buy some live waterdogs?

CMorg · 10-29-09, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by woody

Does anyone know where I can buy some live waterdogs?

thahaththahahahaa , thats the best one yet !!

MississippiBoy · 10-29-09, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woody

Does anyone know where I can buy some live waterdogs?

Beautiful, just beautiful....

I've always liked "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

BassinBandit · 10-30-09, 06:30 PM

"Help me Bill" Bill Dance's Neighbor on an episode where he took his 5-7 year old neighbor fishing with him.

Captmikestarrett · 10-30-09, 08:18 PM

"Just because you puked up on your Dad does not mean he had a bad time.. I mean everything went good till that moment."

By a well know guide named

Capt Mike

BASSINPHOENIX · 10-31-09, 09:14 AM

i will show the picture of that fish i caught last week,it is so big the photo itself weighs 3lbs

Bassboss · 11-02-09, 01:36 PM

"never give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:d

Abbeysdad · 11-02-09, 02:27 PM

"Sorry there's no pictures of my amazing catch of a lifetime but my camera is broken."

bamabassman · 11-02-09, 07:39 PM

we are gonna need a bigger NET!

get the harpoon!

shoot it, SHOOOOT ITTTTT!

carolina-rig-01 · 11-04-09, 03:41 PM

"I feel like I have been double dipped in Peanut Butter and rolled down a dirt road".

Elite series pro Gerald Swindle after a bad day on the water.

bamabassman · 11-04-09, 08:57 PM

SON! From my hero, hehehe, ROLAND MARTIN.

10-29-09, 03:34 PM	#1
BoyoBoyle BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 92	Fishing Quotes I found a book of Fishing quotes for a few bucks and got it. Here a few of my favorites i can remember from it "My biggest fear is that when I die, my wife will sell all of my fishing gear for what I told her I paid for it." "I can't think of anything in the world better than sex and fishing, unless that is, it's fishing and sex."

10-29-09, 06:45 PM	#3
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	yea doc...then i caught his momma! lake went dry then, hahahahahhahaha. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

10-30-09, 06:30 PM	#7
BassinBandit BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Elliston, VA Posts: 446	"Help me Bill" Bill Dance's Neighbor on an episode where he took his 5-7 year old neighbor fishing with him. __________________ H.G.: No. What I did to those men, after I tracked them down? That's the worst pain you can experience.

10-30-09, 08:18 PM	#8
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	"Just because you puked up on your Dad does not mean he had a bad time.. I mean everything went good till that moment." By a well know guide named Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

11-02-09, 01:36 PM	#10
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	"never give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :d __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

10-29-09, 03:50 PM	#2
doc BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,134	I caught one outta that lake last week that was so big the water dropped 3 inches when I landed him.

10-29-09, 08:53 PM	#4
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	Does anyone know where I can buy some live waterdogs?

10-31-09, 09:14 AM	#9
BASSINPHOENIX BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 25	i will show the picture of that fish i caught last week,it is so big the photo itself weighs 3lbs

11-02-09, 02:27 PM	#11
Abbeysdad BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Central NY - Finger Lakes Posts: 1,307	"Sorry there's no pictures of my amazing catch of a lifetime but my camera is broken." __________________ Fish now, work later

11-02-09, 07:39 PM	#12
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	we are gonna need a bigger NET! get the harpoon! shoot it, SHOOOOT ITTTTT! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

11-04-09, 03:41 PM	#13
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	"I feel like I have been double dipped in Peanut Butter and rolled down a dirt road". Elite series pro Gerald Swindle after a bad day on the water. __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

11-04-09, 08:57 PM	#14
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	SON! From my hero, hehehe, ROLAND MARTIN. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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